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forced internet vacation

when you go on vacation and take your laptop with you, but you try to connect to messenger or chec your email and you can't do it because you find that there's no internet connection in the place you're visiting.
frank: hey jane! i've been sending you a lot of emails but i still haven't gotten an answer! jane: sorry. i had a forced internet vacation problem. when i arrived in my town for vacation, i tried to check my email but i couldn't open it because there wasn't any internet connection there.
by anglocolombiano86 January 9, 2010
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Forced Speech

It's like forced celibacy. I mean... You could just do it willingly and be happy about it. Right?
Hym "I don't like the term 'forced speech.' I perfer 'Involuntary.' You're saying it but... Not voluntarily. And no Chris, all I care about is talk. But is that what you want Chris Williamson? You want me to murder the kid instead of talking about it? You tell me when and I'll do it. Say "Hym Iam kill the kid today." And I will do that Chris Williamson because apparently the things YOU SAY... YOU TALKING (You fucking retard midget prick) is the structure of reality upon which I step. You speak and the ground manifests beneath my feet. Like, you can't disparage talking what you do nothing but talk."
by Hym Iam July 11, 2024
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force pussed

When a pussy is being forced upon you by the other person sitting on your face, making you eat them out or die in the process.
Last night she got real crazy and tied me up and force pussed me! I kinda liked it....
by StrangelyImpure November 11, 2018
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Air Force One Angel

Once being a set of noble men who made the ultimate sacrifice for the sake of their country. They do not fully die, though, and become something... more. In the wake of this transformation, they decide to wreak havoc on the one man who made them this way, President John D. Rockefeller. After this, their actions become somewhat of an enigma, hijacking the Air Force One for reasons beyond the understanding of people.
Johnny: Holy shit what's that thing in the Air Force One door?
Davis: It's the Air Force One Angel, Johnny.
by Howdy There Pardner! April 8, 2022
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Forced cum tribute

A Forced cum tribute is when a Person make you ejaculate to them over and over And you have to do it when they say so.
Girl: I started a forced cum tribute
boy: oh, Okay what Is that

girl: Its when i make my boyfriend cum too me over and over again. whether he likes it or no
by Somerandomguy22357 October 27, 2023
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A term in football when somebody passes the ball to you and you have a clear opportunity on goal, yet you fail to score.
*Misses shot*

Bro it was an open goal! I’ve made you breakfast, but I can’t force you to eat it!
by LondonUKUrbandictionary April 8, 2023
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The Force

The force is the balance between all living thing in the universe, and is typically used by Jedi, Sith Lords, and Magicians. If they are telling the Force to move something, why do they put there hand up. JUST USE YOUR FRICKEN MIND!!!
Remeber. the force will be with you, always.
by Nefmaster22 March 6, 2018
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