I'M IN THE BUSINESS OF NUDITY, GONNA GO TAKE OFF MY TOP
I THINK WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY #hayleywilliamsboobs #neverlethisgo
'got hacked' clearly means 'accidently sexting the world instead of my bf'
Comments to Paramore front woman Hayley Williams when she posted her topless photo on Twitter. or when a mofo got her hacked.
I THINK WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY #hayleywilliamsboobs #neverlethisgo
'got hacked' clearly means 'accidently sexting the world instead of my bf'
Comments to Paramore front woman Hayley Williams when she posted her topless photo on Twitter. or when a mofo got her hacked.
GUY1: I'm loling at the lead singer of Paramore posting her topless pic on her twitter.
GUY2: Hayley Williams Scandal alright. I bet tegan and sara are even more excited for the tour now!
GUY1: don't know why everyone's so surprised. Don't you know what they say about good little christian girls? and straight edges ?
GUY2: whatever i like boobs, you like boobs, we all have boobs. and she can really sing man, i like her band. rockstar's are hot. she cud really use a wish right now
GUY2: Hayley Williams Scandal alright. I bet tegan and sara are even more excited for the tour now!
GUY1: don't know why everyone's so surprised. Don't you know what they say about good little christian girls? and straight edges ?
GUY2: whatever i like boobs, you like boobs, we all have boobs. and she can really sing man, i like her band. rockstar's are hot. she cud really use a wish right now
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Get the Hailee Manipole mug.Halley’s Comet (n): a euphemism for the violent projectile formed when a man cumshots a kidney stone. Not to be confused with commonplace occurrences like the ‘cum cork’ or ‘poop noodle’, the Halley’s Comet is a once in a lifetime experience characterized by:
(1) the catastrophic release of pressure necessary to cause a kidney stone to exit the urethra with a minimum muzzle velocity of 500 ft/s (152.4 m/s in CommieSpeak). The terminal ballistics of any given comet is determined by both the mass of the stone and the anger placed into the cumshot.
(2) the signature formation of a white trail of liquid aerosol cum behind the comet which lingers in the air for several minutes, causing it to be dubbed ‘procreative napalm’ by Single Mom’s Magazine.
There are no reported fatalities from direct Halley’s Comet impact (in the 1st world) however they do account for over 1 domestic ER visit a day in the US alone. Halley’s Comets are the leading cause of PTSD in men over 40.
(1) the catastrophic release of pressure necessary to cause a kidney stone to exit the urethra with a minimum muzzle velocity of 500 ft/s (152.4 m/s in CommieSpeak). The terminal ballistics of any given comet is determined by both the mass of the stone and the anger placed into the cumshot.
(2) the signature formation of a white trail of liquid aerosol cum behind the comet which lingers in the air for several minutes, causing it to be dubbed ‘procreative napalm’ by Single Mom’s Magazine.
There are no reported fatalities from direct Halley’s Comet impact (in the 1st world) however they do account for over 1 domestic ER visit a day in the US alone. Halley’s Comets are the leading cause of PTSD in men over 40.
Psychologist: “Tell me about your most recent Halley's Comet ”
Patient: “Just like the other ones, my dick looks like a waffle cone... My neighbors flipped out on me because they thought I intentionally shot their dog with a bb gun, then when I explained that I accidentally killed their dog with my exploded bee-hive looking dick, they just freaked out like I said something ridiculous.”
Patient: “Just like the other ones, my dick looks like a waffle cone... My neighbors flipped out on me because they thought I intentionally shot their dog with a bb gun, then when I explained that I accidentally killed their dog with my exploded bee-hive looking dick, they just freaked out like I said something ridiculous.”
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