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you're mother

A more exotic looking version of a hippo which still craves sexual pleasures but can't endure intercorse because they are stuck in there little car thing that you use when you're crippled and you need to go shopping at Safeway.
John: You're mother is a fat bitch!

Thomas: I know
by Cum hoarder November 2, 2020
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You're my schmecker

The person telling you this wants you to go fuck yourself.
Simão, you're my schmecker
by Seal077 June 7, 2022
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You're drunk

When someone is saying non-sense/stupid shit.
Yo bro on your soul I can jump off a cliff and live!"
"Nah bro you're drunk."
by W00413 September 24, 2025
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You're A Hacker!

This phrase is usually used by angry 10 year olds to try to insult people who are even slightly better than them at an online video game. However, this is actually one of the biggest compliments you could get in an online game, assuming you aren't actually cheating.
Some kid: You're a hacker!
Man: Why thank you.
by 2 number 9s, a number 9 large- November 10, 2021
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You're an occipital lobe

A term of endearment or insult depending on who is saying it, useful for psychology class to keep your mind fresh.
"You're an occipital lobe, your vision is awesome!"
by _the_brad_cough April 4, 2023
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Slap You're Friends Day

Dec 3 is the day where you will slap you're Friends 😃.. so go ahead and slap

em as hard as you can.
me on Dec 3 :(slap ur friends day)

Me: hey.
Friend: hii
Me: *slaps*
Friend: ouch what was that for?!

Me: didnt u forget, it's slap ur friends day.
Friend: oh that's right.

Slap You're Friends Day, it's where u need to slap you're Friends even tho if they helped you in life and all that shi *laffs* so do it
by Nina Simone November 21, 2021
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You're Talking About Blood, I'm Talking About Semen

The best sentence ever to be spoken during a college Title IX hearing.
Although one may be undetectable for HIV in their blood, they can be detectable in their semen since there can be a viral reservoir. You're Talking About Blood, I'm Talking About Semen.
by The Complainant May 12, 2024
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