John Brenard Wieksner

John Bernard Wieksner who also goes by as Jack looks like a 5th grader, but is instead in highschool. He has an average size dick for his hight. He is a literal crack head, he also realy wants to FUCK the shit out of some girl whos name starts with M.

John Brenard Wieksner is a crack head

by Audon October 9, 2019

Python Dual Wield

When you have to piss and shit and the same time.

Person1: I have to use the bathroom
Person2 : just go in that corner over there
Person1: no can do buckaroo, I’m rocking a python dual wield

by anonymous September 10, 2020

Half Baked Wiener

1. Soggy corn dog

2. When you think his dick is hard, but it’s not

I was about to hop on his dick when I realized it was just a half baked wiener.

by Dickhandle October 4, 2020

A large mobi wiener with tape

A dildo with tape

I have a A large mobi wiener with tape

by A large mobi wiener with tape December 25, 2020

the.queen.of.wierdness

Well they are an amazing tiktoker who I really love and they are my idol and crush

The.queen.of.wierdness is so lovely!

by https..gacha._.pierce July 9, 2021

jack the axe wielder

jack is the type of person to get along with you but he can’t form emotional or physical/mental bonds and connections with you because hes incapable and that might set some people off but he doesn’t mind he likes reading manga BL and Stephen hawking

person 1: wow dude who’s that

person 2: that’s jack the axe wielder they’re really cool and they shift realities too
person 1: that sounds awesome

by Iamjack July 2, 2022

Famous Hot Wiener

The sexual act originating in Hanover PA where a man slathers his wiener in beef chili and liquid cheese and then has intercourse with a large farm animal, preferably a cow, but a horse will also suffice in a pinch.

Hey man did you hear that Scott got fired from his job because he got caught giving the cow in the field across from his work the Famous Hot Wiener?!

by HarryHenderssson April 19, 2023