vagina pants

A pair of skin-tight woman's jeans that reduce sperm count, often worn by male gays, emos, hipsters, and metalcore bandmembers who think they're hard and brutal. Vagina pants are possibly to blame for the decline in intelligence with the younger generation due to the tightness and heat cooking the spermcount autistic.

1. Robert Plant should be theo nly man ever allowed to wear vagina pants.

2. Avenged Sevenfold are a bunch of vagina pants wearing homosexuals who think they're hard and metal.

vagina pants by Lord_Averock March 22, 2016

Vagina-dong 

Pertaining to heterosexual intercourse; placing the vagina and penis in close proximity or conjoined genitalia

My fiancé said no Vagina-donging until next week

Vagina-dong by Big Nasty April 23, 2016

vagina ballet 

Colloquial term for female orgasm.

"...so we started slow and sweet, and then she changed it up and did this thing with her tongue, and whatever it was... I've never had a vagina ballet that intense!"

vagina ballet by Shenaniganster July 27, 2016

vagina plush 

Basically the plushy V shape of a vagina.

Carol : "Her shorts are really tight you can her vagina plush!"

vagina plush by jnkichigo May 23, 2016

vagina bells 

During sexual inter course when the penis is fully inserted into the vagina the balls hang down like bells.

Guy1: bro i totally gave her vagina bells last night
Guy2: really?
Guy1: bro it was awesome

vagina bells by Fannyfriends January 7, 2017

vagina squad 

Another name for someone who prefers being in a relationship with someone who has a vagina.

A- have you heard about Emma? She's now a part of the vagina squad.

vagina squad by Aspilate1761 March 5, 2017

Vagina thumb 

Type of wound on your finger that ends up looking like a vagina.

I got vagina thumb when I cut myself with the corkscrew.

Vagina thumb by Sillymonkey129 July 2, 2017