rich uncle

Uncle Sam. so named for government's spending habits.

our rich uncle better cut back on his spending my money.

by mikezila May 22, 2009

Uncle Ruckus Ass Nigga

A black man who’s a Trump- supporter, despite his knowledge of Trump’s racist ass comments.

You Uncle Ruckus ass nigga , don’t you hear what that racist fool is saying!?

by Rencewell October 19, 2017

Uncle Luke

1. CapnDik
2. Lucas
3. The guy staring you down from the back of the snack isle.
3. Simply, the sexiest man alive.

"Damn, B! Who is that tubby bitch staring at me from behind the Fritos?" "Don't you know, ho? Thats the smoothest pimp, Uncle Luke!!!"

by The Capn, himself April 13, 2004

uncle craggle

Noun. That strange drunk man at the party that insists you call him Uncle, and sit on his knee, when you are in no way related. Items always seem to go missing after Uncle Craggle has visited.

Come talk to your Uncle Craggle. All right!

by Phish April 8, 2005

Uncle Sam Shuffle

a sex position in which requires three guys and two women in which two guys try shoving a bicycle into a womans vagina while the third one sits on her face farting incessantly singing the national anthem with a blue wig on

Hey Bob,you and some of the fellas should come over tonight so we can Uncle Sam Shuffle the shit out of Mary.

by Agricola Youtubuola April 6, 2009

Uncle

The man who rapes you while you sleep. He will tell you to shush. Your mom or dad got raped by him at least 600 times as a kid. He has a small white van with no windows on the side.

Kid: I love my uncle
Kid 2: You haven't known your uncle when your asleep
Kid 3: I can't wait to be an uncle

by Your mom's perfume May 19, 2021