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twitter

one of the most toxic places to land yourself upon, alongside reddit. everyone thinks say whatever shitty opinion occurs to them, which causes drama and toxicity. if you say something bad, expect yourself to be cancelled on twitter.
person a: hey, why haven't you been posting lately?
person b: i apparently said something bad and everyone on twitter cancelled me. i hate twitter.
by aaal4na January 13, 2022
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Twitter tombstone

How you would like to be remembered in 140 characters or less.
"My Twitter tombstone should be "That's what she said" - my perfect Twitlogy.
by SpokenJunkJunkie July 11, 2010
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twitter user khi

twitter user khi is @merc4pfs biggest opp.
fuck twitter user khi ” - merc4pf
by ihyskip January 6, 2021
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Twitter

Twitter absolutely sucks. Don’t use it. Seriously. People there are toxic as hell and it drains your iq to the size of a goldfish. Politics everywhere, assholes begging for attention, cancelling someone for using SARCASM of all things, the works. You’re better off deepthroating a hotdog than spending a minute on that website, at least you learn something. Trust me it ain’t worth it. Your brain will thank you later.
Guy 1: Hey I was thinking about using Twitter and-
Guy 2: Don’t. Trust me on this one dude.
by Duckos February 15, 2021
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Twitter

I mean it speaks for its self.

jack- "they are you on twitter"
sam- "You mean hell?"
by TheGuyWhoSpeaks November 5, 2022
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twitter god

A person that is the man on twitter but not shit in real life
CR people are real twitter gods
by Ratchetmike December 18, 2013
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Twitter

An app to get canceled on and hated by the internet because everyone is sexist, racist, homophobic and more according to Twitter. Getting canceled on Twitter is like playing Russian Roulette. Nobody is safe, just lucky.
Random user: Hey guys...

Twitter: Did you just assume somebody's gender?!? CANCELLED!!!
by Monkelivesmatter March 3, 2021
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