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turd tard

I mix between a turd(poo) and a tard(mentally ill person). This word is usually used as another useless and random insult.
You are such a turd tard Phillip!

No Rebecca, you are the fat turd tard!
by Devvinnn March 28, 2009
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turd sucker

A ugly person who constantly has a poop breath in the morning.
by pinkporkypid May 3, 2018
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Turd Chalet

n. An out house or gas station restroom. Also known as a shitter.
I stopped to get gas and Kyle T. had hot mud butt and had to use the turd chalet.
by Jawilly20 January 5, 2008
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Turd Hammock

Adult Diapers like Depends according to Bob And Tom
Hey old man you wanna buy some Turd Hammocks?
by guitarbomb05 February 14, 2012
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Crown of Turds

-noun
1. An impenetrable barrier created when the resources one allocates to ignorant and irrational thoughts exceed their normal daily thought process (including hunger, thirst, and sensory) by a 90:1 ratio. A Crown of Turds makes its wearer completely impervious to the wants, needs, and feelings of others. With use, the subject develops tendencies for Narcissistic Personality Disorder, and eventually delusions of grandeur.

2. A phenomenon that occurs when ones hair becomes severely matted with feces from incessant brown nosing and generally kissing up to everyone with any measure of power. A Crown of Turds is said to have the power grant the dubya touch to the weak-minded.

3. A mark of disgrace in which fecal waste is placed on the head of an individual, formed into the shape of a crown, and baked until reaching the hardness and consistency of wood. Typically administered to those who show the greatest incompetence in their given field.
Will: "Our store has become the second best in the district, but our manager still treats us like crap, and won't listen to a thing we say."
Rob: "Dude, you're never going to get through to your boss, he has a crown of turds."

Bob: "I swear! The mayor is running this town into the ground!"
Tony: "That's because he's wearing an eighty-pound crown of turds."

Jill: "Our city commissioner jacked up prices on bus-fare to increase profits, but caused all of the riders to have friends drive them. They lost a bunch of money, and now the city doesn't have public transportation!"
Bernice: "I say we pay him a visit and give him a crown of turds!"
by TehBroomOfDoom February 1, 2009
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turd slide

Slang term used when jokingly referring to the rectum.
I have to give my feces a ride on the turd slide.
by Stephen McDonnell July 16, 2008
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turd burglar

a person u comes in the middle of the nite with a plunger and steals ur turds out of ur toilet
by gretchen August 31, 2003
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