Turd Dropper

When a turd collects on the rear section of a kitty cat later dropping into your bed. Later to be found stuck in your hair after waking up.

That fucking cat is such a turd dropper!

by BaLListic_Evo March 30, 2009

turd rider

tailgater -having a poor 'detective' of a driver UP YOUR ASS!! -GET THE FUCK OFF MY ASS!!! (assuming you are driving the speed limit or more!!!!) one car length for every ten miles of speed??

i'm going to pull over and dump this turd rider!!

this turd rider is PISSING ME OFF!!

i'm going to get out of the way and make this turd rider 'point man'

by michael foolsley December 16, 2009

Turd Symphony

A piece of classical music composed by someone while sitting on the toilet.

I'm constipated. I think I'll compose my turd symphony while I'm sitting here. Luckily I keep my piano in the bathroom.

by Crazee GaGa July 21, 2011

turd tamper

One who likes the anal descent with a ramming action with the same sex.

Leroy forced Kyle over the couch and yelled hey boy get ready for the turd tamper....I'm hungry hope you stretched.Bow down boy I'm starving.

by flippersideways November 26, 2013

Turd Monger

Triggen Alcastor

Wow, some real turd mongers play Star Wars Galaxies

by He who is righteous April 2, 2004

turd burglar

One who pulls bad jokes from there brain and tells them.

Dude, Ed's a turd burglar, don't laugh...

by The Wise Bookaka November 10, 2006

turd-burglar

one who unclogs toilets

My dad was the turd-burglar after i went to the bathroom.

by Steff April 27, 2004