Christmas Tree

To ejaculate on the face of a bearded man, so that the semen hangs from the facial hairs in pearly silver strands, like tinsel on a decorated Christmas tree.

"If Kevin pisses me off again, I'm going to give that bearded bastard a fucking Christmas Tree."

by Prada Glasses June 29, 2008

Tree Hugger

Fuckers that tie themselves to trees that the logging companies planted. They are the reason why nobody can have nice cars because they "pollute". What they don't realize is that not enough people have them to make an impact. Not only that, they take SUV's and bury them, even though the battery acids leak and gas, further polluting the enviroment.

Tree Huggers will never let anybody have nice cars.

by Zakamaru October 9, 2008

tree topper

a backstabbing girl who just asked her friends ex-boy out, within the hour they broke up.

oh my god she is such a tree topper

by lipglosslover+Mrs.Petty June 19, 2006

Tree-D

The dimension in which you are watching a movie, while high on marijuana, usually enhancing any effects.

Matt: Joe, did you see Alice In Wonderland in 3-D yet.

Joe: Dude, I saw that shit in Tree-D and it still sucked. Go figure!

by J.rollo April 25, 2010

Tree-D

To be high and see things in a stoned state of mind.

Life is always better in Tree-D.

by Luke Angel April 4, 2012

FBI Tree

A small tree that you jump over when your Freakin' Balls Itch. While jumping a person has to yell FBI.

Derrick - Man I have some FBI

Bob - You should go jump an FBI Tree that'll fix it.

Derrick - Sounds Good

by BC Bane December 30, 2009

Noehren tree fuck

When you jump out of the top floor of UNI's dorm noehren and land your anus right on a tree. You then bark like a dog and squint your eyes until you sweat.

Hey guys did you watch that game on tv last night?
Yes it was awesome, but my ass hurts from doing the noehren tree fuck!
Lets go to Coldstone.

by noehren tree fuckers.com October 6, 2009