crestfallen snake

sad and disappointed, especially when something has not succeeded

J: I always give people the benefit of the doubt having a few months with something that felt real was good enough.

A: crestfallen snake is what you call this a close to almost best friend.

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 5, 2019

bar snake

A bar snake is one of those guys who never leave the pub and always hit on girls half their age. This can also work for females.

Girl: That guy is such a bar snake

Friend: Yeh what a wanker

by BarSnakeBulldogee May 26, 2017

Snake's Nest

A penis and testicles also known as a package.

My scout leader vigorously slid his snake's nest up and down my tent window.

by Poodlequeef June 21, 2017

belly snake

when a girl sucks your dick so hard while you on your back that it goes limp and rolls around on your belly like a dead snake

bitch last night was so good i got a god damn belly snake

by gotdatbellysnake February 14, 2017

Snake in the grass

A loser who has no real friends in their life, that sees faults in relationships. strikes planting venom and gets off on it

That guy that got between mark and brian is a real snake in the grass.

by Snake3ater February 25, 2017

Snot snake

The male penis

She likes petting my snot snake

by Thor 9/11 June 12, 2016

Snake Charmer

When a woman poops while having sex in the doggy style position. The turd slithers out like a snake being charmed by magical music.

Robert is one of the best snake charmers in the land. He had Bridget’s brown snake standing at attention in no time.

by Panda Bear 43 January 2, 2021