Lint Dick

When a piece of lint is stuck to your dick and you don't notice until you are peeing and it shoots in 3 directions

I went to go piss and I had lint dick now I made a mess in the bathroom and also on my jeans.

by dunnyjake October 03, 2011

Being a Dick

Someome that is constantly acting like an asshole when unnecessary.

Me: you look nice today
Them: you don't, have you ever heard of a hair brush
Me: ugh you are being a dick

by Boi_itsmendes July 13, 2019

dick do

its where ur stomach sticks out farther than ur dick do

jamees fat has has a dick do

by jshimmy January 24, 2006

dick chopper

when you spin your dick around in a circle so fast that it actually lifts you off the ground like a helicopter

my car ran out of gas so i had to use my dick chopper to get to the store

by chris ball lover rickert November 03, 2011

bigfoot's dick

used to describe an incredibly awful smell.

Ewww....jesus....that fucking stinks.....it smells like....it smells like bigfoot's dick!

by tttruck February 19, 2005

Dick Fight

Although it is clearly a homosexual act, there are those who consider it the ultimate extreme of male bonding.

A Dick Fight is basically when 2 men stand in front of each other naked. Both men put their dicks together and begin rubbing(grinding) their dicks against each other.

The man that cum's first is declared the loser while the man who didn't cum is declared the winner and the owner of the stronger dick.

If both men cum at the same time it is declated a draw.

Brian and Mike Dick Fight 2 or 3 times a day but neither of them ever win. Its always a draw

by Romeo D'Casanova May 13, 2011

Smoking Dick

now you must’ve said or done something extremely stupid for someone to say this to you.

that bitch must be smoking dick to think i’m finna accept her follow request after she tried to fuck with my ex.

by Baddiewithafattie46 April 29, 2020