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Joel Moment

When someone does or says something really obvious or dumb, something Joel would say or do
Joel asked “Where’s Milwaukee?” after visiting the city for a meet; a Joel moment.

Joel once said “Wait, I thought everyone came from the Mayflower,” a Joel moment.
by Amogussussy March 18, 2021
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douchebag moment

A phrase used to call out a douchebag comment. Also Known As Douchebaggery.

Rules Regarding The Use Of The Word 'Douchebag Douchebag Moment':
1) Never Used As A Compliment.
2) If One Does Not Call Out The Douchebag Moment, The Douchebagger Must Admit To Their Wrong Doings.
3) If One Does Call Out To The Douchebag Moment, The Douchebagger Must Say "Douchebag Moment."
4) If The Douchebagger Does Not Comply, A Beating Is Necessary.
5) The Beatings Mentioned In Rule 4 Must Be Random, As In When The Douchebag Least Expects It. The Douchebagger Can Say Douchebag Moment While Getting Beat, But It Will Have No Meaning And The Beating Will Stay In Effect.
6) Retaliation Is Only Permittable If A Low Blow Is Obtained. A Low Blow Is A Crotch Shot For Males, Cunt Punt And Boob Punches For Females.
Rule 1 example.
Girl: Ugh, I Feel Stuffed.
Boy: You Look Stuffed.

Rule 2)
-After Boy Says Comment=
*silence*
Boy: *sigh* Douchebag Moment.

Rule 3)
-After Boy Says 'You Look Stuffed'-
Girl: That Was So Douchebaggish.
Boy: Douchebag Moment.....*whispers* bitch

Rule 4)
-After Boy Says 'You Look Stuffed'-
Girl: That Was So Douchebaggish.
Boy: *shrugs* So?
Girl: So Say Douchebag Moment.
Boy: Why?
Girl: Fine *thinks to self* You will soon learn...

Rule 5)
-Boy Naps On Couch-
Girl: *jumps on Boy while slugging him in the face* GrrAhh
Boy: Ahhh! What's This For!??! *shields face*
Girl: You...*puches Boy's lip* Didn't....*gives Boy bloody nose* Say....*punches Boy's adam's apple* Douchebag Moment!!!
Boy: *cries* DOUCHEBAG MOMENT!
Girl: Too Late *knees Boy's gut*

Rule 6)
Girl: *knees Boy in crotch*
Boy: RETALIATION! *head butts girl*
by ViolentChick February 14, 2010
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man moment

A moment of pure, impure, somewhat sanctimonious rage, fulfilled by men. Usually violent and destructive. Most common on Mondays, hence the phrase "Man Moment Monday", and most dangerously found in March, hence the phrase "Man Moment March".
J: "I'M HAVING A MAN MOMENT"
N: "YO J CHILL"
by sovietjamie February 28, 2020
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Jagermeister Moment

when you wake up and don't know where you are.
When Bob woke up the next morning on someone's front yard he knew he was having a Jagermeister Moment.
by Deborah Spicer July 3, 2006
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default moment

when a moment occurs in ones life in which they have, or wish they had a camera, to take a picture of what is taking place...only in turn to upload the picture and set it as their default picture on facebook, myspace, twitter, etc.
2 guys in a weightroom...(no homo was previously called)

Guy 1: Dude i look so jacked in this mirror
Guy 2: Oh shoot...so do i
Both: This is a default moment!!
by j. hahn 15 June 23, 2009
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birthday moment

Similar to moment, except refers specifically to birthdays.

May cause you to do things you would not normally do.
I wasn't going to get drunk, but the birthday moment overpowered me!
by vgmak March 4, 2010
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Whiteout Moment

When a guy denys relations he has had with a girl he dated or had a one night stand with in the past
Jon: Dude didn't you have sex with Lindsey?
Kevin: No way man, shes not my type.
Jon: Are you sure? Maybe your just having a whiteout moment.
by Supersingleton January 2, 2010
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