the cossack

A highly advanced version of the basic tea bag manoeuvre where the executer performs a traditional Slavic dance whilst dipping his ball bag in and out of the recipient’s mouth.

I was tea bagging her and I thought - hey i'm gonna involve the Cossack.

by Beastman and Skeletor March 20, 2008

the classy thing

when a girl is giving you a handjob and right before she cums, she puts it in her mouth to avoid making a mess

I though she would do the classy thing, but she didn't, and now I have cum in my hair.

by Garrett Sheive November 12, 2012

The cream corn surprise

The act of puking in somebody's butthole and furiously ejaculating on the vomit forming a chunky creamy mixture .

"She was down for some anal so I gave her a cream corn surprise."
ass food cleveland steamer vomit feces hoe anal poop fetish the cream corn surprise

by Shitcakedasshairs July 4, 2016

The Cord

shortened slang for popular communication platform - 'Discord'

oi lads, hop on The Cord

by mrmew23 June 23, 2020

the clippers

they were supposed to be good but blew a 3-1 lead and didn’t even make conference finals lol Paul George is bad and he has two first names

the clippers suck

by hey buddy 111 October 5, 2020

slapping the captain

masturbating
(i.e. turning japanese, chucking custard, choking the chicken, wringing the meat, sliding the salami, exploding the chode, etc....)

Jack slapped his captain because Jane wouldn't fuck him.

by LaxG March 17, 2004

elvis the cat

A really cute but very fat cat.

He likes chicken wings, and loves to snuggle. He is very furry, and often has poo nuggets stuck on his butt.

Ron: "hey that cat is really cute, what's his name?"

Ronda: "his name is Elvis the cat!"

Ron:"cool."

by Rondaaaa April 15, 2014