Grand slammin

When a girl gives you a blowjob while wearing a beer can baseball helmet and hands you the straws to drink the beer during the act. Bases loaded optional...

It was the bottom of the ninth and I was noticeably depressed because my team was losing. My girl wanted to cheer me up so she loaded two natty lights in her beer helmet and started grand slammin me

by CaseAandJuan October 15, 2018

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Grand Fuckery

This is not just fuckery on the scale of treachery, ill treatment or behaviour—nonsense, foolishness, bullshit or something causing frustration. This elevated fuckery is beyond bullshit in its most elevated form but of the grandest form of messing with another’s head, self esteem and perceived persona and knowledge base. It is grand Bullshit with an element of gaslighting. When someone tells a blatant lie and you know they’re lying, and they know you know they’re lying, and you know they know you know they’re lying, but they stick with the lie.

By pretending to have bought a non-existent 1973 Topps Wax tray, going so far as to create a fake Facebook profile, altered image just for a laugh was grand fuckery at its finest

by Unclefloyd606 August 17, 2025

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grand slam

n. A ban from entering all four major tennis tournaments in the same year.

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Looks like he is one down and three to go in his pursuit of a grand slam.

Wimbledon will be tough. He’s always had trouble with the English courts.

by gnostic3 January 18, 2022

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grand aunt

Some one who is someones aunt and also their grand mother

That woman is my Grand aunt.

by barneynoballz November 17, 2016

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Grand

Saying something is a grand is pretty much like saying “that is not it”.

A Dud; a wrap; a grand.

Friend 1: “i’m so irritated that I’m the only friend in our group with kids”

Friend 2: “yeah girl, that shit is a grand”

Friend 1: “damn b* you didn’t have to say that….. but you’re right, this shit really is a grand”

by DaDon2Yall June 18, 2023

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