Misses Crabs?

Fat bitches who come with shelving.

Misses Crabs? Oh wait is that a turkey sandwich eh eh.

by YournameisTwat June 24, 2025

Crab Crack

Having a "Crab Crack" is when your ill fitting underwear rides up your arse crack, and you have to pinch them back into position using a crab pincher form with your hand.

"Hold on a second! I've got to stop walking, I have a bad case of Crab Crack!"

by PiggyFucboi October 2, 2017

Crab Style

Noun

1. Coitus while crabwalking.
2. The act of fornication while belly up on all fours. Similar to Doggy Style.

I was kind of nervous at first when the prostitute contortionist asked me if I had ever done it crab style.

by billebllunt December 8, 2013

Crab

A cunt that runs around and bitches to everyone.
Cunt
Running
Around
Bitching

Dan: "John you can be a crab sometimes!"
John: "How?"
Dan: "I seen you all day yesterday being a crab to joe and billy."

by LiliJames4 April 23, 2016

Crabs

Cranky 8 legged freaks armed with pincers.

Like crabs to a wounded bird, they proceeded to surround that guy and shred him to a bloody pulp with their pincers, prying at his flesh.

by Solid Mantis April 9, 2021

Does it have crabs?

When two friends talking about a factory, you gonna hear this word "does it have crabs?". If you hear this run as fast as possible.

-The mountain may have scorpions,snakes,other bugs
-Does it have crabs?
...............

by Evangelatos July 21, 2023

Snow crabs

The finest seafood known to man.

Real men use their teeth to crack the hard shell of the snow crab.

Snow crabs own king crabs.

by Syrenia November 3, 2010