Gained the Covid-19

Similar to the “Freshman 15” pounds gained during the first year of college, refers to the 19 pounds gained from gorging during the Covid-19 lockdown.

I gained the Covid-19 thanks to all the baked desserts, boozing and casseroles during the first 3 months of lockdown.

by SandClover December 24, 2021

Covid-🇳🇵

When tourism-dependent Nepal reopens Mount Everest to climbers and trekkers despite having the second highest infection rate in South Asia, after India—it has a population of 30 million people and relies on hundreds of foreign diehard mountaineers every year to feed its 200,000 sherpas, guides, and porters.

The Nepalese government has been criticized for being more preoccupied with their party’s in-fighting politics than the coronavirus pandemic—they’re ill-equipped to contain the Covid-🇳🇵situation in the face of zero community based isolation centers and limited ICU beds.

by Covido December 20, 2020

The big covid

Period of time in history in which you wished all of your enemies got crushed by a furnace, but they didn’t.
2020-???

My dad just wished one day for the big covid: except he has no friends.

by Letter E May 25, 2021

Covidally

Something caused by situations arising from the COVID-19 pandemic that started in March 2020 in China

"Hi Customer Service, I covidally couldn't return the parcel on time so can I please get a new return label?"
(When you couldn't go to the post office to post an item for return as you were self-isolating at the time.

by HypnoClown July 29, 2022

Covid-19

A new virus that has spread across the globe, and in some cases life threatening.

Guy 1:Hey dude, did you see how much the cases rose from yesterday from Covid-19
Guy 2: Yeah I know man, this shits dangerous, let's go grab our masks.

by anonymous December 4, 2020

covid

Crud. It is crud.

Hey I have covid. Sad ik

by Emerald Star November 27, 2020

Covid intelligence

Someone who’s well educated on Covid from following YouTube medical professionals.

Sarah knows everything about Covid! She even shares her own medical advice on a YouTube channel. If you want to know how masks really work, watch her episode on masking is stupid.

Don’t listen to her, she’s a real Covidiot that’s lost her mind. She also believes the earth is flat. She lacks any Covid intelligence.

by Maybe so 2222 January 25, 2023