Sure you're happy,
but only for a little
Just until your thoughts catch you,
then the arms you bear turn brittle.
^short term smiles...
but only for a little
Just until your thoughts catch you,
then the arms you bear turn brittle.
^short term smiles...
by the daydreamer February 01, 2014
Person A: That Tim Miles has total short-arse syndrome. All I did was drink some of his beer and he totally flipped out!
Person B: Totally
Person B: Totally
by Rob Worrall December 22, 2007
A reference to the size of the male weener when it is extremely flaccid, and somewhat exposed. Most often accompanied by tighy whities, a t-shirt, spandex, a wetsuit or similar.
When my friend got out of the lake in a wetsuit, it was as though someone had placed a short stack of nickels in the area where his his genetalia should be. Everyone was made aware of this, and laughed histerically.
by the anti twitter June 29, 2010
by DanTheFuckwad17 March 09, 2018
Tired. Ready to be taken out of the game. First used by Magic Johnson to describe Michael Jordan during the playoffs. Magic explained that Michael must be tired because he was "tugging his shorts".
Bro 1: Yo dude, you coming out tonight? We're gonna get banged up.
Bro 2: No way dude, I just wailed on my pecs. I'm tugging my shorts, big time.
Bro 2: No way dude, I just wailed on my pecs. I'm tugging my shorts, big time.
by redbelt June 12, 2009
The act of forgetting the last text you sent to someone, making their response seem completely random.
Julie: I can't believe he would do something like that!
Courtney: I know! It was totally rude.
Julie: Sorry, what was rude, I totally have short-term texting.
Courtney: I know! It was totally rude.
Julie: Sorry, what was rude, I totally have short-term texting.
by lettherebeaubrey February 19, 2009
by Adam Rogers October 19, 2004