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Texas Tick-Turd

A particularly obnoxious and dangerous fecal pellet. Originate from the position of Governor of Texas. Highly toxic to national economies, extremely damaging to the American middle class, and destructive to U.S. global standing if allowed to range beyond their native territory. Actually much smaller than they appear once stripped of braggodocio and puffery. A hick, particularly appealing to the school yard bully/redneck, wealthiest 2%, and corporate outsourcer. Love to start wars that someone else has to fight, finish, and pay for.
Mike: Did you hear who just entered the Presidential race?

Ike: Yea, thats just what this country needs, another TEXAS TICK-TURD in the White House.
by WORDLE August 20, 2011
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Texas Oil Well

The act of having anal sex with a guy or girl and having fecal matter and lube blow back onto yourself. Resembles when you strike oil.
Nothin will make you vomit like a Texas Oil Well.
by cj04 April 17, 2006
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Texas Wristwatch

Wrapping your penis around your arm and showing people.
I was the YMCA last night, and I pulled out a Texas Wristwatch in front of all these kids!
by Nick December 12, 2003
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Texas

The 28th state in the union, that means 666/28=23.7857143, the exact amount of hours in 1 day, (not 24)creepy

Texas is the antithesis to California. Texas is full of hicks who think that being cool is dressing up in cowboy hats and boots just to do non-cowboy activites. See Drugstore cowboy. Its citizens also think it is cool to wear the state colors wherever they go (who really does this). Go there if you only want to time travel, I.E. turn back the clock.
Fuck Texas and everyone who wants to go there/is from there/and anyone who thinks its cool. Deep in the heart of my ass.
by Mistahtom@aol.com June 11, 2006
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texas redbone

when you are having hardcore violent sex with alison, and she bleeds all the way through to her tail bone. originated from texas.
urgh alison is such a dirty hussy, she just did a texas redbone
by fraser mcdonald March 2, 2009
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Texas Cheeseburger

A prank involving a 400 threadcount pillowcase filled with diarrhea (soft stool). Typically a prank common to the Houston area and especially among sororities.
My Kappa Kappa sister gave her boyfriend a Texas Cheeseburger as an anniversary present after he got drunk and pooped in her closet last year.
by T-Winner July 10, 2009
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