Texas twister

A group sex act where 3 dudes helicopter their dick around like twister around the female participant before starting intercoarse with her.

Hey Charlie, you want to run a texas twister on Stacey with Terry and I.

by big-gator May 6, 2021

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Texas tumbleweed

The accumulation of pubes found on bars of soap

When I used my friends bathroom, to my amazement I picked up the soap to find a large Texas tumbleweed on it

by Bootyman November 10, 2014

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Texas Twinkie

When you fry a Twinkie and masturbate with the cream.

Does it burn when you Texas Twinkie?

by Chief quief August 11, 2020

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What every other state calls a "BBQ" we Texans call a picnic. This has lead to much confusion and mouth watering for Texans unfortunately outside their state who are traveling to a so-called BBQ. The usual menu at such a "BBQ" is hotdogs and burgers.

Apparently anything that's put on a grill suddenly becomes "BBQ."

I was invited to a BBQ in california. I showed up expecting sausage, brisket, tasty things.

Turns out it was a texas picnic. I got veggie burgers, hotdogs, and normal burgers.

QQ.

by MightBeATexan August 4, 2010

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texas porcupine

An asshole MAGAt on Twitter.

Attack that Texas porcupine on Twitter.

by Blue Waver December 30, 2019

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Texas Donkey

When a worse hand in Texas Hold'Em - pre flop, flop and turn beats your hand on the river. Usually these players are very average and get lucky at the river. They often find it hard to tie their shoe laces and believe they are fantastic players after they win off a Donkey hand. These people should be banned from the game which will be a big improvement to a great game.

Scotty Nguyen said on his show " There is nothing you can do when someone Texas Donkeys you... I myself have Donky'ed many a good player"

by Roflatscottyscomment April 22, 2010

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