Whenever medical professionals test you for COVID-19, but instead of using swab stick, they inject a penis up your nose for better results and faster recovery.
John: I’m having symptoms of corona virus
Ted: I’ll book a flight to Delaware
John: Why?
Ted: For the Delaware COVID-19 Test
John: Oh yeah I heard that shit different
Ted: I’ll book a flight to Delaware
John: Why?
Ted: For the Delaware COVID-19 Test
John: Oh yeah I heard that shit different
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a random player : man, i just got crushed by a veteran in ragdoll system test
a random fellow veteran : ok cool
a random fellow veteran : ok cool
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Get the Olivia’s rice purity test mug.A test that tells if a girl can be hoyted. Performed by determining if one's arms can be wrapped around the girl and still touch. If one's arms do not touch, the Hoyt Test was a failure.
by WyattDog July 12, 2006
Get the hoyt test mug.the test a woman does at a clothing store to make sure her boobs dont fall out of her garmet.(commonly used with sticky boobs)
"hey Tina, that tube top is pretty small maybe you should do a jump test to check so your tits wont fall out?"
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Person 1: "That geography test couldn't have been that hard, could it?"
Person 2: "Seriously, that test was a lot more than knowing capitals and coloring countries in."
Person 2: "Seriously, that test was a lot more than knowing capitals and coloring countries in."
by c.eliz March 24, 2010
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Girl> I had my baby.
Friend> Yay! You passed the Darwin test!
Girl> I had my tenth baby.
Friend> You already passed the Darwin test, isn't this overkill.
Girl> I'm trying to beat the odds for a the next few generations.
Guy> That dude did the best favor he could to the evolution of humanity by removing himself from the gene pool.
Friend> He either won a Darwin award, or epic-failed the Darwin Test.
Friend> Yay! You passed the Darwin test!
Girl> I had my tenth baby.
Friend> You already passed the Darwin test, isn't this overkill.
Girl> I'm trying to beat the odds for a the next few generations.
Guy> That dude did the best favor he could to the evolution of humanity by removing himself from the gene pool.
Friend> He either won a Darwin award, or epic-failed the Darwin Test.
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