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Tory eye test 

Going for a drive, typically 30 minutes or more, to see if your eyes work properly. Usually conducted with passengers for maximum danger to family and strangers alike.
I had a terrible headache and I couldn't see very well so I thought I'd go for a tory eye test.
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Delaware COVID-19 Test 

Whenever medical professionals test you for COVID-19, but instead of using swab stick, they inject a penis up your nose for better results and faster recovery.
John: I’m having symptoms of corona virus
Ted: I’ll book a flight to Delaware

John: Why?
Ted: For the Delaware COVID-19 Test
John: Oh yeah I heard that shit different

ragdoll system test

An underrated fighting ragdoll game in roblox that has survived for 3 years that is very fun and many veterans that will surely crush you if you do not learn tricks in this game early
a random player : man, i just got crushed by a veteran in ragdoll system test
a random fellow veteran : ok cool
ragdoll system test by anonymous September 19, 2021

Olivia’s rice purity test 

Yo I got Olivia’s rice purity test score

OMG YOU GOT A THREE

hoyt test 

A test that tells if a girl can be hoyted. Performed by determining if one's arms can be wrapped around the girl and still touch. If one's arms do not touch, the Hoyt Test was a failure.
Would you Hoyt that girl? Nah, she doesn't pass the hoyt test.
hoyt test by WyattDog July 12, 2006

jump test 

the test a woman does at a clothing store to make sure her boobs dont fall out of her garmet.(commonly used with sticky boobs)
"hey Tina, that tube top is pretty small maybe you should do a jump test to check so your tits wont fall out?"
jump test by mood-apathetic August 2, 2008