tennis ball tits

A person (usually a woman) who has small boobs. But, the boobs are near-perfect spheres.

John: Dude check out that girl over there!
Gabe: Yeah dude, her boobs are perfectly baseball shaped! Small, but yet very round and curve perfectly!
John: Yeah, they’re almost like tennis balls.
Gabe: So THAT’S why she called “tennis ball tits”?

by S0lari0us June 9, 2023

Tennessee steam pot

When you’re showering with your partner and fart so the steam traps the smell inside the shower.

Dude, I totally got my wife with a Tennessee steam pot last night.

by Cnjonesie June 12, 2023

Tennessee Omelette

A Tennessee Omelette is the act of fucking your girl in a junk car while it’s being crushed. The idea is to nut in her and escape before you are killed by the crusher. In the even that one or both parties are killed in the act, it becomes a Tennessee Ketchup Omelette.

Mandi and I did the Tennessee Omelette in a 75’ Ford LTD at Cooters Crushers last night. Barely made it out.

by Mega Hemroids July 6, 2023

Tennis Player 🎾

People who work hard and win matches. People who don’t care that some people don’t like tennis.
People who don’t care that tennis isn’t a popular.
People who like tennis no matter what.
AWESOME PEOPLE! 🤩

Shoutout to coach Trish!!! Whoooo!

Tennis player 🎾: Wins a match
Fans: wow this is taking forever
Popular girls: you play tennis! What a dork. 🙄

by Addi A Cheerleader ❤️ July 12, 2023

Tennessee Toothpick

The Act of having your partner sit on your face, and remove your sphincter hair by tooth.

Well last night got pretty wild at the bachelor party, that fuckin open bar and the dancers had all of us doin Tennessee Toothpicks on the table tops.

by Sex Daddy July 18, 2023

Tennessee Tetherballs

When one tries to slap a individual's testicles so hard, they wrap around his leg.

We were showering after practice and Alex's slapped my nuts so hard that he gave me a case of the Tennessee Tetherballs!

by Delaware Seagull Shake July 19, 2023