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teleoxo

woah teleoxo beat dream and techno in a 1v2 pog
by teleoxo is best December 14, 2020
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telewow

Telewow is the most cool person that you could call! He's a nice person and kind one, that got good leadership skills, he always likes to help everyone. So if you call someone telewow then you know he's a nice guy!
Person 1: Hey did you hear about that guy, that got 'telewow' in his name?

Person 2: Yeah! He's such a nice and kind guy! He leads a nice SCP:F as well!
by CPT. tele June 15, 2021
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The Teleprompter

The Teleprompter is performed by imagining another sexual partner during intercourse. To pull of the teleprompter successfully, you repeatedly say the wrong name and lines during sex.
(Chet and Mary having sex)

Chet: Ohh that's right Ashley!
Chet: Today I went to dinner and then suck me off
Mary: What?
Chet: Shut up Maggie
by Ted Palansky April 18, 2005
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THE DIRTY TELEPHONE

When u SKEET in a girls Mouth and stick a dick in her ear just like the olden telephones
Woah QUINCY was given THE DIRTY TELEPHONE after giving head
by Francis Rivas December 15, 2006
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telemachus

the act of throwing abojects , preferably food, across the classroom into other students. can apply to such things being thrown as bottles, rulers, shoes, textbooks, vocab books, pens, devin leashmans lunch, fruit snacks, oreos covered with ink and fingernails, dr scholls insoles, merchant of venice books, hot dogs, ham sandwiches, and especially pop tarts.
wow, did you see that? matts just got whipped in the face with kennys vocab book for the 5th time today.

after matt got plastered with all that yogurt filled telemahcus poptarts from ross' box, he looked like brianna banks after getting blasted by 2 quart north.

fisher had a slice of cheese he was gonna use for telemachus, but he just cooked it on the heater in kully's room instead
by kunt October 18, 2004
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Telescope

Putting a glass cup, preferably clear, up a girls vagina or ass, and using the bottom of the cup to magnify the inside of the vagina or ass.
Hey baby, mind if I use my special Telescope!
by DredrickTatem May 5, 2009
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