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Tea-mixer

To smoke a fatty bong rip while stefan smokes his PBR's
I was at alta drinking coffee and got high off the tea-mixer
by FBR's October 17, 2008
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Tea Strainer

Lightly (or not so lightly) tugging on the scrotum with one's teeth.
My ballsack was sore after my girlfriend gave me a tea strainer.
by Marika349204 October 16, 2008
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Tea Song

A song showing one's love for tea, often sung outside of the band hall after school
Tea song Ritualistic singing:
I like tea, i like tea, yes i do
tea is good for me, and, tea is good for you
by KUDDLE December 29, 2009
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Tea enthusiast

Someone who knows ALL of the tea about everyone and everything about all people they will try to get all the tea from everyone and is frankly not a gossiper and more of a sponge soaking up water
“ yo did you hear about Trent “

“ ya dude I know all that tea I’m a tea enthusiast
by Hi77 December 2, 2018
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Tea-aboo

Term designating a non-English person obsessed with English pop-culture and society.

Tea-aboos are typically extremely obsessed with English works (especially those created by Steven Moffat) such as Dr. Who, Sherlock, Harry Potter, Monty Python and Steampunk. In addition they are obsessed with other aspects of English culture such as the Victorian Era, Royal Family gossip, Banksy, etc. They only listen to British music, with their obvious favorites being Queen and The Beatles.

Tea-aboos tend to overdress for every occasion and wear anachronistic clothing such as a top hat or a pocket watch. They are almost always social outcasts to some degree (depending on their tea-aboo level) and generally live in well-educated and affluent areas of the United States such as the San Francisco Bay Area.

Usually have very passionate but uninformed opinions on all matters of British politics, especially Brexit and the NHS, and believe that all aspects of British culture are superior, despite having no experience with the UK outside of media portrayals. They use the British spellings and pronounciations for no reason other than to be a giant fuck.

While not all aspects of the Tea-aboo can be fully covered in this definition, one last important trait of note is their use of constant use of English slang in an attempt to normalize it and make their usage popular outside of the UK (Tea-aboos particularly love using slang such as saying "Bloody Hell" and "Sod it/off").
Fineas is a massive Tea-aboo- he never shuts about David Tennant and he keeps trying to get me to watch Torchwood with him.
by tea-aboo June 24, 2021
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Microwaved Tea

Tea that has become cold but heats up as it becomes more relevant within a conversation
Jenny: Isn't Bianca such a bitch
Jennifer: Ooh I have some microwaved tea about Bianca
by Ethan Fincher June 4, 2019
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Tea off

It means I'm bout to beat you the fuck up
I'm bout to tea off on this bol
by PnB.L September 20, 2017
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