safer than heaven

a kick ass group from the cheese rectum of wisconsin...aka...plymouth...with nothing better to bitch about except girls that use them for rides and for an image that theyre "punk"...They sound like abortion hitting the floor...but thats in a good way...This band WILL change music for ever...

"Safer Than Heaven just played another kickass show on only one practice."

"Safer Than Heaven is the greatest band ever."

"Safer Than Heaven gives me such a great image that I'm Punk,"AC and DH

"Love Safer Than Heaven, or DIE"

by Satan for a day October 24, 2004

Soccer is better than hockey

Soccer...the sport that everyone says "look at how fake there injuries are!". I'd love to see you get hit in the face with a cleat or knead in the throat or slide tackled or get the ball kicked in the face...you might say " oh that doesn't hurt" but in reality it hurts A LOT! hockey you have all this protective gear on and in soccer you only have shinpads! Fun fact...there have been more deaths in soccer than in hockey! I understand that in hockey there is a puck that is travelling 120 k/ph but in soccer if you actually know how it feels to be hit in the face with a cleat and broke your jaw or get ur eye punctured out bye a cleat bump...youve experienced true pain! In my opinion soccer is better than hockey!

Soccer player: have you ever experienced getting your jaw broke bye a cleat, or getting your eye punctured out?
Hockey player: well shit...
Soccer player: damn right soccer is better than hockey!

by Ilovesoccer2018 June 17, 2018

More free than a sample at costco

Your literary garbage at a game just turn the system off

mike: *gets killed*
Justin: your more free than a sample at costco

by Ps4 wont work February 6, 2021

Not better than JJK

Not on the same caliber as JJK

Wow this show is not better than jjk

by Peak Kaisen September 5, 2021

i love you than the sun, my moon.

Well, its an another way of telling "i love you but, the sun has risen. Goodbye, my moon." If your partner said that to you, OHMY! Goodluck to you being single. ≡(▔﹏▔)≡

And, you can use that if you're gonna be leaving them for another guy. The sun represents your other partner which is the guy who is the reason why you're gonna leave him. And, the moon is your main partner. GOOOOODLUCK

" You: I love you than the sun, my moon."

by Edelweiss. January 4, 2022

less than jake

a ska band that used to be realy fucking good but they are not as ska any more and have less horns. they kind of sold out

less than jake is awesome

by diton May 10, 2008