Hot Tamale

When you cum into a squirt bottle, like the ones in Stadiums or hot dog stands, heat it up for a little bit, and then squirt it into somebody's face

Dude, can I borrow your ketchup dispenser, i want to hot tamale my girlfriend tonight

by Steven Hicks December 21, 2008

table top skank

a way to express your feelings for someone who you absolutely hate.

i hate his girlfriend, she's such a table top skank!

by aivilo April 16, 2008

Tumble-Weed

To tumble-weed is to add a comment to a joke, or add comment to a conversation that kills the flow and creates an awkward feeling among the group for a short amount of time. Then the group proceeds to say "Tumble-Weed!" and is they happen to have long curly ginger hair they shake their head about.

person 1 = "Yeah shes my bit on the side"
person 2 = "im yours too!"
person 1 = "Ha Ha i have two bits on the side!"
Tumble weeder = "you could say you have a piece on the side!"
Everyone = "TUMBLE-WEED FARROW!"

by Maidstone Tumble Weeder October 16, 2008

Table Day

That one day of your period when you're just so horny you want to be taken on a table. It could also be any day of extreme horniness.

Me: "Unf I want him in me."
Mojo Jojo: "Table day?"
Me: "Yep."

by Juju Bee 02 June 11, 2013

Lepur Table

a group of grotesque people sitting at a table.

omg look at the lepur table over there, they're such double e's

by Z-berg May 19, 2005

glass table

verb:

1) one-upping someone by buying a glass table and interrupting them in the middle of a story to talk about how shiny it is

2) a complicated ritual for one-upping someone during a threesome.

1) Anne: Hey, I just got a sweet deal on a brand new car! It's a...
Lynn: (interrupting) I just bought a brand new glass dining room table.
LATER
Anne: to friends Oh my God, Lynn totally glass tabled me.

2) Anne: So Lynn and my husband were totally leaving me out in the middle of a threesome, so I glass tabled her.
Joseph: You WHAT?!
Anne: Y'know, she had her eyes closed, ignoring me, so I sat on her face.

by Doug E Fresh Barcelona February 8, 2010