Take it to the ass

When someone takes good natured kidding too seriously and/or personaly.

Damn man! Don't take it to the ass, I was just messin' with you!

by Pedrick Jones May 8, 2007

take care of me

The best way to show support for your cast mates before a show. Used as a substitute for break a leg. Probably accompanied by tears, hugs, and many fond memories.

At the end of the directors pre-show speech, the cast hugged each other and said "take care of me" before performing.

by mtaylorr February 9, 2018

take a number

What is said when you need something from someone that is very busy with more important issues than your own.

Darrell: "Jaret, I can't get my test stand running"
Jaret: "I've got so much stuff to do, you'll have to take a number"

by Jaret October 12, 2004

take your balls out of your purse

When a man needs to grow a pair to complete a conquest of epic proportions.

"I don't know if I can ask her out. She might say no"
"You need to TAKE YOUR BALLS OUT OF YOUR PURSE"

by skgnskg September 2, 2013

Take Anal Correctly

To take a cock in the ass without complaint or excessive crying. To get right stretched out without trying to slow things down on the penetrative stroke.

Yeah, it's nice to find a girl that can take anal correctly, I hate it when girls ruin my shwerve as I stick it in.

by GlobalRecession November 29, 2010

Take the L

It is a magical beam that shoots out lasers that looks like the letter L. If you get hit by it you will play Fortnite the rest of your life.

Take the L, Ninja

by Ark Bahamut October 19, 2018

Take a deep

Telling your friend to take a penis in they're anus.
yet they think it means take a deep breath

Guy #1: yooo take a deep man
Guy #2: (deep breath)
Guy #1: Hahahah
Guy #2: What?
Guy #1: What?..haha nothin

by S3bby21 October 23, 2008