Taco Dilemma 

If you've ever eaten a taco, or a particularly full sandwich, you have encountered the Taco Dilemma. The problem arises when you realize that your taco has so many toppings, and so much meat, that if you try to take a bite from one end, much of the contents will drop out the other side.

Thus, you are presented with a dilemma: Which end do you take, and which end do you sacrifice?

Carl pauses, taco in hand, and realizes the horror of the situation before him. Should he choose one end, he surely dooms the other to the horrible fate of falling, uneaten, to the plate.

His friend, Michael, notices Carl's hesitation. "Ah, the old Taco Dilemma, eh?"

Taco Dilemma by Tinglystix August 14, 2007

Taco Fries 

1. Fries served with minced meat, taco sauce and cheese as well as with whatever else is served in a taco except the shells

2. The best thing since sliced bread if you're not a vegetarian

Gretchen: Hey, lets pop in here and get some taco fries!

Fry: Yeah, as long as there's no cheese on mine though.

Taco Fries by SarkoSuicide August 11, 2008

Taco Bell Mexican 

A poser Mexican or somebody who has mexican family background and tries to act like a cholo/chola but wasn't even born in Mexico and doesn't know any spanish.

Heraldo: Did you see that guy trying to act like a real mexican, talkin like a gangster and then he pussied out of the fight?
Mike:Yeah, that douche is a Taco Bell Mexican

Taco Bell Mexican by Mr.LargeDial June 17, 2010

shrimp taco 

Refering to one who lacks skill or common sense.

Sam: Alan can't even tie is own shoes!

Fred: He's a shrimp taco

shrimp taco by JonasV May 31, 2016

taco party 

The female equivalent to a sausage party.

There was only two boys and 20 girls over there last night, it was a total taco party.

taco party by uzisuzy December 4, 2004

taco eater

A slang term for a person who likes to orally pleasure hispanic women.

man...what is with jeff and dating all those mexican chicks? I don't know but i think he might be a good taco eater.

taco eater by special K August 28, 2006

Meaty Taco

1. A real thick set of meat curtains that look like flank steak in a taco.

2. The kind of pussy lips that you can tie in a knot

Johnny: Man, that girl Mary sure did have some nice tits, how was her Va-J-J?

Billy: After I motor-boated that bitch, I slide down her panties and out flopped a Meaty Taco!

Meaty Taco by Tmoney35 May 26, 2010