The original form of the expression "check yourself before you wreck yourself". It simply means that before doing something that could have negative consequences you should always masturbate.
LaBonaynayshaquiartisha: I'ma knife that manstealin ho LaFoundaquisha right in her damb ovary!
Mayonnaise: Girrrrrrrrrrrrrrlllll, you need to touch yo'self befo' you fuck yo'self!
Mayonnaise: Girrrrrrrrrrrrrrlllll, you need to touch yo'self befo' you fuck yo'self!
by KKK Here to Stay! May 31, 2011
Get the Touch yo'self befo' you fuck yo'selfmug. "I love it when you make your knees touch your elbows, and break it down low..." -Nelly, "E.I."
When Jane kept making her knees touch her elbows on the dance floor, I felt an incredible urge to sneak up behind her and slip her a quick one in the dumper.
When Jane kept making her knees touch her elbows on the dance floor, I felt an incredible urge to sneak up behind her and slip her a quick one in the dumper.
by Nick D February 2, 2004
Get the make your knees touch your elbowsmug. not necessarily meaning as it looks, but just referring to a girl as "hot" or "cute"; a girl you want to ask out.
David: yo, do you think that girl over there is hot?
Josh: she's alright, "I'll let her touch my penis"
Josh: she's alright, "I'll let her touch my penis"
by thepink1 April 4, 2006
Get the "i'll let her touch my penis"mug. lyrics from the song The Bro Duet by Drew Gasparini and Brandon Ellis. or I commonly know it from Jason Gotay and George Salazar's cover.
there is an animatic with the same song using boyf riends aka Jeremy Heere and Micheal Mell mabe by mushie r. on YouTube.
otherwise known as fanon ship song for boyf it's fuckng amazing and no one can tell me otherwise.
there is an animatic with the same song using boyf riends aka Jeremy Heere and Micheal Mell mabe by mushie r. on YouTube.
otherwise known as fanon ship song for boyf it's fuckng amazing and no one can tell me otherwise.
Jeremy;Micheal your my favorite person no homo.
Micheal;no homo but I love you.
Micheal later screaming from the rooftops;"our lips touch for a minute or two, but no homo."
Micheal;no homo but I love you.
Micheal later screaming from the rooftops;"our lips touch for a minute or two, but no homo."
by dearheatherhamiltonchill January 8, 2019
Get the our lips touch for a minute or two, but no homo.mug. If someone tries to hug you on April 22 then you can slap them and say it’s national don’t fucking touch me day, and walk away.
by Hazelynn April 17, 2019
Get the National don’t fucking touch me daymug. ~For further medical information, go to bigchungus.cum/agtbd~
AGTBD, also known as GCD (Grass contact deficets) is a condition that affects mainly teenagers, in the world, 1 in 30 have this condition, treatment such as expourse to grass, the habit of chilling outside and even conventional therapy
Syptoms include:
.Excessive (>12h) usage of modern social media (discord, twitter, ...)
.Weaker bones
.Lack of bathing
.Disability to get bitches
.Hyperfocusing in activities such as trying to get bitches online because you can't do it in rael life
Associated with conditions such as Dreamgender, Dreamsexuality (Yes, the bad one, not the good one) & Fatherlessness Reaction Episodes
AGTBD, also known as GCD (Grass contact deficets) is a condition that affects mainly teenagers, in the world, 1 in 30 have this condition, treatment such as expourse to grass, the habit of chilling outside and even conventional therapy
Syptoms include:
.Excessive (>12h) usage of modern social media (discord, twitter, ...)
.Weaker bones
.Lack of bathing
.Disability to get bitches
.Hyperfocusing in activities such as trying to get bitches online because you can't do it in rael life
Associated with conditions such as Dreamgender, Dreamsexuality (Yes, the bad one, not the good one) & Fatherlessness Reaction Episodes
"Unfourtently your son was diagnosed with Absence of Grass Touching & Bathing Disorder (AGTBD)"
"Oh no"
"Oh no"
by Astronomicsmallchungustheorem June 12, 2022
Get the Absence of Grass Touching & Bathing Disorder (AGTBD)mug. On November 14th, A girlfriend is allowed to touch her boyfriends butthole without any sa Good and questions!
by avaclose November 13, 2020
Get the National Girlfriend Touches Boyfriends Butthole Daymug.