meal or entree that has been on the stove long enough to render the hapless occupant of the pan totally motionless and probably dead
by bws July 10, 2001

To describe yourself or someone that’s in a bad situation
“Bro I got a D on this test and my mom said if I fail, she’ll take away my phone for 2 months”
“You’re cooked, bro”
“You’re cooked, bro”
by anonymous May 4, 2024

Patient cook, unlike actual cook, is not cooking. There, the word cook itself is homonym to cuck, as in cuckold. So patient cook is a guy who is very endured being obviously humiliated by a girl and/or her boyfriend.
Sam: I have driven 250 miles to see her only to find out she had a boyfriend who were with us the whole time.
You: Whoa, what a Patient Cook you are.
You: Whoa, what a Patient Cook you are.
by MikeToreno May 18, 2024

The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then The spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.
"Some dude" Did you hear about David getting arrested?
"Some other dude" No what happened??
"Some dude" His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!
"Some other dude" No what happened??
"Some dude" His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!
by the big gay boi December 19, 2021

Dude 1: are you coming to cook ons after the club.
Dude 2: nah mate I'm wrecked
Dude 1: don't be a pussy, do it for the cook ons.
Dude 2: nah mate I'm wrecked
Dude 1: don't be a pussy, do it for the cook ons.
by Djkevinrudd07 January 9, 2021

(Verb) To cook is commonly reffered to as to working hard on a certain task or project.
Pronounciation: /ko k/
The term 'to cook' originated from the Netflix show Breaking Bad, when they often would use the term about cooking meth.
From there it has been more and more commonly interprented as to just work in general.
Pronounciation: /ko k/
The term 'to cook' originated from the Netflix show Breaking Bad, when they often would use the term about cooking meth.
From there it has been more and more commonly interprented as to just work in general.
by Sveskejuice December 12, 2023

The same thing as “Who let bro cook?” except it’s blaming the Fallen Angels for it. A reference to the Dead Sea Scrolls.
It’s used when someone sees something that can be considered an amalgamation, abomination, or something that shouldn’t really exist hypothetically or literally.
It’s used when someone sees something that can be considered an amalgamation, abomination, or something that shouldn’t really exist hypothetically or literally.
Person: “What the f*ck is that?!”
*Sees something that probably shouldn’t exist.*
Person: “Who let the Fallen Angels cook?!”
*Sees something that probably shouldn’t exist.*
Person: “Who let the Fallen Angels cook?!”
by Pseudonym2100 April 20, 2024
