Dude...Not Cool

1# Grossly insenstive, blantant lack of consideration or forethought; social ineptitude.

2# One who is on the verge of being deemed a stark, raving asshole.

DUDE: uh, I know invited you out for dinner, but I uh...left my wallet at home.
CHICK: Can you pay me later tonight?
DUDE: uh...not all of it, I just paid rent...but at least 10 or 15 bucks...does that mean you're staying over?
CHICK: Dude...Not Cool.

by 415man94102 June 4, 2014

best dude

your friends. and depending on the situation someone you just met that helped you out or hooked you up.

chad: ill call my best dude to hook us up with a ride.

Matt: sweet.

by bestdude November 21, 2010

The Dude Perfect

When you fuck her, get head, and then leave.

Pound it!
Noggin!
See ya!

Bro, I hit her with the Dude Perfect yesterday. Shit was lit

by Yung Car Payment May 12, 2022

Token Dude

A toxic fuckboy who's keeps getting into situationships because he can't stop leading girls on. Usually skinny and stoned. Girls idealize him in spite of how mediocre he is because he's got good game and he knows how to pretend he's interesting. They believe their "token dude" is the most Special and Deep person in the universe when in reality he's no different to any other fuckboy. A way to refer to your male oneitis.

"oh my god stop talking about Bryan, he's just a classic fuckboy and there's nothing special about him. You'll get over him."
"No I won't, he's my token dude! He's not like other fuckboys I swear"

by npcbot February 21, 2019

Dude ass

Someone you don't really know

Person 1: Bruh you see that car comin by?

Person 2: That car dude ass, who he?

by FloridaSlangGuy December 16, 2017

Dude Buddies

College-age male students who are usually involved in a fraternity, enjoy chilling with their buddies, playing nintendo 64, wearing axe/tag bodyspray, hitting the gym, wearing affliction or tapout shirts, and like to often switch to their "dude buddy" voice when addressing their other buddies about any sort of recent activity involving women or the gym or any "manly" display of themselves.

Dude Buddies are often womanizers, egotistical, and have repressed homosexual tendencies.

Dane: Check out those guys in tapout shirts in that jeep fist pumping to Pearl Jam

Kyle: what a bunch of Dude Buddies

by Dudebuddieslikethereacharound May 23, 2010

Dude Ass

A unknown person like a goofy or lame.

Lil moe: you know who I’m talking bout?
Ronnie: you talkin bout dude ass from the party?

by User51 January 15, 2018