golden polish

When a woman pees her panties and a man jerks off with them.

Dude, I gave myself a golden polish last night with Suzi's underwear. It was killer!

by Dominick Kociemba III August 3, 2007

Golden catch

Young fit mom -apparently meaning that they can keep themself in shape despite having a baby is a sought out benefit for young jocks checking out young moms

She's a golden catch

by NinjaTripleS January 12, 2017

golden garb

Fake jewelry that aging jew-centric women wear all over their bodies to hide all of their displeasing attributes.

Evette: Do you like my jewelry? Isn't it fab!?
Puablo: Fuck that golden garb!

by Dahn April 23, 2008

Golden-Cow

Noun; A woman who was once a Murf-Beast, but is no longer one do your one night of drinking, and while blacked out you slept with her, transforming the murf-beast into a golden-cow.

As the morning sun came though my window the evil murf-beast was gone. in its place was a golden-cow...and the worst hangover I have ever had.

by Super charger heaven August 4, 2010

golden watermelon

peeing on a pregnant woman's belly

Marcy: But honey, I'm huge! And the baby's coming in a month.
Johan: Awh, baby, I'm dying over here - how about a golden watermelon!
Marcy: Oh, alright, just this once.

by bigmommainaz September 6, 2009

Golden Mustache

It is when a male human jerks his penis off and ejaculates onto a female human's upper lip then he proceeds to piss on her upper lip thus turning the jizz/semen to a yellowish goo the result is the formation of a golden yellow mustache on her upper lip.

I gave her a golden mustache at the party because I was ragin horny and wanted to get it on then we did it in her parents bedroom and I pulled out my rager and gave her a Golden Mustache.

by Jizz Master/I love rimjobs January 24, 2010

Golden Bullet

A financial problem caused by a misunderstanding of your contract or agreement. It can cost you a lot of money if you aren't careful.

Narrowly avoiding the financial burdens involved would be called "dodging a golden bullet"

Person 1: "I found out that I wasn't actually covered by unlimited texting on my cell phone, even though I paid for it. Turns out I misunderstood the terms, and I almost had to pay for a couple thousand dollars worth of texting. Luckily I was able to talk my way out of it, and only paid a few hundred."

Person 2: "Wow, you really dodged a golden bullet"

by Godo Fall January 18, 2010