Dude...Not Cool

1# Grossly insenstive, blantant lack of consideration or forethought; social ineptitude.

2# One who is on the verge of being deemed a stark, raving asshole.

DUDE: uh, I know invited you out for dinner, but I uh...left my wallet at home.
CHICK: Can you pay me later tonight?
DUDE: uh...not all of it, I just paid rent...but at least 10 or 15 bucks...does that mean you're staying over?
CHICK: Dude...Not Cool.

by 415man94102 June 4, 2014

The Dude Perfect

When you fuck her, get head, and then leave.

Pound it!
Noggin!
See ya!

Bro, I hit her with the Dude Perfect yesterday. Shit was lit

by Yung Car Payment May 12, 2022

smooth dude

something you are when you make a clever pick up line

rain drop.

drop top.
send me a pic with your shirt off ;)
damm imma smooth dude

by tacobellwater November 30, 2020

Dude ass

Someone you don't really know

Person 1: Bruh you see that car comin by?

Person 2: That car dude ass, who he?

by FloridaSlangGuy December 16, 2017

Dude Buddies

College-age male students who are usually involved in a fraternity, enjoy chilling with their buddies, playing nintendo 64, wearing axe/tag bodyspray, hitting the gym, wearing affliction or tapout shirts, and like to often switch to their "dude buddy" voice when addressing their other buddies about any sort of recent activity involving women or the gym or any "manly" display of themselves.

Dude Buddies are often womanizers, egotistical, and have repressed homosexual tendencies.

Dane: Check out those guys in tapout shirts in that jeep fist pumping to Pearl Jam

Kyle: what a bunch of Dude Buddies

by Dudebuddieslikethereacharound May 23, 2010

Futa dude

A guy who couldn't get any pussy while roleplaying as a male. So now he is pretending to be a female/trans irl in order to get away with being around females.
End goal is to get close to the females and get nudes.

Kik has so many futa dudes bruh

by Tonkatauekuk October 2, 2020

Dude Ass

A unknown person like a goofy or lame.

Lil moe: you know who I’m talking bout?
Ronnie: you talkin bout dude ass from the party?

by User51 January 15, 2018