Swipe it

When you flatten someone’s dick so much it is as thin as a credit card.

My girlfriend flattened my dick so flat to the point where you swipe it like a credit card.

by Kidthesquid September 11, 2020

Swishy

Simp

Simp something only swishy does

by 1262622626 September 18, 2020

Swiper

Swiper is a hot fucker who will swipe yo girl and yo man faster than you can say "Swiper, no swiping!" Swipes virginities left and right.

Dora: Swiper, no swip-
In a flash her clothes were gone and a furry dick was inserted into her vagina.
Swiper: Too late, babe, I've swiped your virginity.
Dora: *groans* Harder, daddy ahhh~

by $wiperfox420 September 23, 2020

Swimp

A weeb who simps. A deadly combination.

Get this swimp out of my chat.

by Palmdaddy October 29, 2020

swiss paddle

The female version of the Dutch Rudder.

Karen is totally hetero but when that slut starts drinking, she'll swiss paddle with anyone.

by Achilyous October 29, 2020

Swiss Kiss

A handshake. And a very unsexy one at that.

I'm having such a dry spell I'm lucky if I get a swiss kiss.

by ApricotFields November 2, 2020