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incredibly stupid shit

a phrase coined by the satirical news site The Onion used to describe the inane, annoying and repulsive products of modern consumer culture, such as Mind of Mencia,Perez Hilton, and The Jonas Brothers. Incredibly stupid shit can be found anywhere, but is especially abundant in reality TV shows, celebrity-oriented websites, and the self-help section of bookstores.
Fool: "I just saw Oprah talking about something called The Secret where all you have to do to make things happen is wish them into existence!"

Non-fool: "Why do you waste your time with that incredibly stupid shit?"
by S. Dure October 20, 2008
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A Stupid Freshman or Seniority Stealer

A Stupid Freshman or Seniority Stealer is usually a freshman who makes it their job in life to harass a senior or multiple seniors for at least all of their 9th grade year.

Things typically stolen from said senior or seniors include but are not limited to:
Their Cell Phone (So they cant call for help)

Their Car Keys (the frosh cant drive so neither will seniors)
Their Shoes (pretty much just to piss them off and so they cant run away)

(These things are ALWAYS returned to said seniors though!)
And basically anything the said senior has on them at the time.

The most basic rule of being a stupid freshman is to be stealthy when stealing things from said seniors, the point is to annoy them in a process.

1st-They realize their stuffs gone
2nd-They frantically look for it
3rd-They realize the stupid freshman has stolen their things
4th-Seniority has been claimed by the freshman!

They Job of a stupid freshman is hard work they are called to constantly make the seniors look silly,stupid, and put them in there place infront of upperclassmen or lower.

Characteristics of a stupid freshman include but are not limited to:
Sarcastic-ness

Stealth

Social Awesomeness

Being a sassafrass
Senior1-"Heys guys have you seen my phone?"

Senior2-" No, A stupid freshman or seniority stealer must have took it!"

Both Seniors-"uhhhh!"
by StupidFreshie April 1, 2010
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double stupid

when something is so stupid and a single stupid will not justify the stupidity of the act, so it become double stupid.
'Randle walks in'

"That stupid, no thats double stupid"
by walkdle July 31, 2019
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out of town stupid

(adj)- in sports; it is a person (general manager, owner, etc) who believes a player from a different city is a quality player, when in actuality it is the national media hyping the play of said player.
Hopefully Matt Forte will gain enough national credit to attract "out of town stupid" gm's to trade a good player for him.
by Bitchtits Mcgee November 16, 2009
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stupid mexican

Any one with the name FRANKIE or FRANCISCO!!!!
by Dont you wish u knew December 14, 2008
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Stupid

A Match.com phenomena whereby after viewing an interesting person's profile 23 times and they NEVER view your profile, you send them an e-mail telling them how terrific they are and surprisingly, they never respond.
Charles: I looked at this chick's Match.com profile over 100 times, she never looked at my profile, and now she hasn't responded to my wink, or my three e-mails.

Rayshard: "Man, you are stupid."
by ChumleyTWalrus December 4, 2010
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