John Stones

A fine individual whose defending skills will soon be added to the bible.

John Stones is a better defender than Van Dijk.

by EmSiBiEm January 5, 2021

pikey stones

A physical man made barrier, usually made of big strategically placed stones at entrances to large fields where a fence is not present. These are used as blockades to deter traveling gypsies and chavs with motor vehicles to uphold the piece of the land.

We can't get through there because someone has placed some pikey stones in the way!

by Wildlife Brambler October 15, 2022

Cretin stomp

Cretin stomp, is when the dnb dj drops the most filthy stinking double, triple or chop drop that one looses all motor skills and must reboot brain. This is done by throwing hands together at knee height looking like a combination of a missed clap and hug whilst simultaneously stomping the floor a singular time. After this action full cretin mode is activated.

Holy shit man this build up has so much tension, I think I’m about to cretin stomp on this drop.

by The rarkuss March 12, 2023

Bibby Stockholm Syndrome

Like Stockholm Syndrome, but more affordable to the UK taxpayer.

Cost to the State further reduced by the confirmed presence of Legionella. All being well the same ought to reduce (in the most permanent way) those suffering with Bobby Stockholm Syndrome by c. 10%.

Prime Minister: ‘How can we sell Bibby Stockholm Syndrome to the base?’

Home Secretary: ‘Simple! Unlike that woke nonsense “Stockholm Syndrome”, Bibby Stockholm Syndrome has a 10% chance of resulting in the genuine death of the captive!’

Prime Minister: ‘You’ve done it again!’

by PsyduckPsays August 15, 2023

the dolla store

Slang term for "the dollar store."

A place to buy all kinds of cheap stuff for very low prices. Like cheap necklaces, notebooks, and animal hats.

I buy everything I own at the dolla store.

Let's go get some dolla store bling bling.

by theplainjane April 30, 2005

blew up the storm

A term used to describe a situation when you have caused an altercation between yourself and another party.

"Yo, caught my ho slippin' with my cousin on the down low. So I straight blew up the storm."

by e-duhb October 18, 2008