A freshly dropped turn in the toilet as a result of one's daily constitutional or a strategically laid turn to achieve some other mischievous purpose and not solely to relieve one's bowels.
I will be back in a few. I am brewing up some steamed beef and need to pinch one off before this next meeting.
To my surprise, I walked in to my room and found that my room mate left a little steamed beef on my pillow as a reminder that rent it due.
To my surprise, I walked in to my room and found that my room mate left a little steamed beef on my pillow as a reminder that rent it due.
by Dick Onchin March 2, 2026
Get the Steamed Beef mug.After relaxing in a steam room at a luxurious spa for a minimum of 30 minutes, a male’s scrotum becomes loose and saggy. When the occupant exits the steam room the steamy scrotum is then placed on another person’s nose. The testicles need to be maneuvered in such a way to rest on either side of the nostril forming the infamous “steamed bagel” sandwich. This is a common practice on the Connecticut Shoreline.
Other variations include a frozen bagel which is primarily performed in the Nordic region of the world to relieve migraines during the arctic darkness months.
Other variations include a frozen bagel which is primarily performed in the Nordic region of the world to relieve migraines during the arctic darkness months.
Bob, is your sack ready? I need a steamed bagel before I play golf.
Bob, my sinus’ always clear up after you give me a steamed bagel.
Bob, your balls are too cool for a steamed bagel; they need to be steaming!
Bob, my sinus’ always clear up after you give me a steamed bagel.
Bob, your balls are too cool for a steamed bagel; they need to be steaming!
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steamed-muffin (noun)
Pronunciation: /ˈsti md ˈmʌf.ɪn/
1. Figurative. A state of emotional agitation, confusion, or impulsive frustration that clouds judgment and clarity.
2. Symbolic. A metaphor for anger or mental fog, often used in ancient-sounding wisdom to caution against reactive behavior.
Pronunciation: /ˈsti md ˈmʌf.ɪn/
1. Figurative. A state of emotional agitation, confusion, or impulsive frustration that clouds judgment and clarity.
2. Symbolic. A metaphor for anger or mental fog, often used in ancient-sounding wisdom to caution against reactive behavior.
“As the Ancient Muffin Prover states, A steamed muffin clouds the mind; let yours remain clear and cool.”
“The wise do not serve their muffin hot with fury but chilled with understanding.”
“He was in full steamed-muffin mode after the referee’s call.”
“The wise do not serve their muffin hot with fury but chilled with understanding.”
“He was in full steamed-muffin mode after the referee’s call.”
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Get the Steamer mug.When two homosexual men have buttsex, after the pitcher has finished jizzing in his partners a-hole he lies on the floor and his partner speads his gaped anus and takes a steamy cumfilled turd on the pitchers stomach.
As Tyler entered the room he noticed kyle leaving a pearly steamer on greg's torso, all while greg moaned "oh how relaxing!"
by BuddyJezuz October 30, 2008
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