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Safety Rules

A phrase used when drunk people do something unsafe. Maurice will always cry “Safety Rules”, to ensure everyone present remembers their safety rules. Made famous by Uncle Bill—- Also said as “Safety rules now”.
*Someone being an idiot* SAFETY RULES!

*Idiot being unsafe* SAFETY RULES NOW!
by SafetyFirstMaurice June 2, 2020
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SafeZoom™

Even sex has rules for safe usage, SafeZoom™ is the set of rules you must follow for safe use fo Zoom conferencing software.
Bob thought Zooming to court for his sentencing would be secure, turns out his victims attended with Groucho masks on and recorded the public display for their lawsuits. Had he followed SafeZoom™ guidelines, he would have know to insist on a roll call. Then then tackling would have given up their attendance and saved him millions.
by You rReal Name July 9, 2020
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Safe

When the comment made with another person is so damn ridiculous or stupid that it deserves no other response than safe - displaying your disappointment in what was said
" is the earth flat "

Safe qasim
by Sak The Pat September 29, 2020
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safeire

A natural born fighter, Safeire is the kind of person who gives people chances over and over again. But don't let that fool you! Safeire does know when niceness is being token for granted.
Safeire is the best boyfriend!
by Chyaliloving November 22, 2020
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safety lock

Ability used by Rohan Kishibe from Jojo's Bizarre adventure. It stops any enemy from attacking him. This is made possible by his stand,Heaven's door.
Haven's door turns someone in a book so you can read about them and write commands
You will not attack me! Safety lock!
by 1SS December 7, 2020
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Safety Glazes

Protective glasses to prevent semen from getting into your eyes .
My friend Shane always keeps his safety glazes on when I'm around.
by LollipopTom December 7, 2020
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