Pan Sexual Spoon

A spoon that likes stirring a pan

I stirred my pan with a spoon so much that it became a pan sexual spoon

by Cazoooo April 21, 2022

the double spoon wammy

It’s the act in which you sit on someone’s face and shove their nose up either your ass or your vagina. This usually ends in your partners nose being broke.

“How did his nose get broke?”

“He and his girlfriend did the double spoon wammy”

by Regret June 10, 2020

crunchy spoon

When you are spooning but the bed is crunchy from cum from earlier.

" I was hitting her with that crunchy spoon"

by McSuacyBoner;) March 23, 2017

throw the spoon

Serbian slang that means "to die".

Nikola: Hey hows your grandma
Bogdan: Shes sick, im afraid she will throw the spoon .
Nikola: Damn i hope she gets well

by averageudenjoyer January 15, 2023

spoon

someone who is very stupid or idiotic

Shut up you friggin spoon

by xh_wn November 3, 2020

Golden Hammock Spoon

A word for when a golden retriever decides to hop into a hammock with you
Or
An imgur upvote

Aww, look at that Golden Hammock Spoon

Dude, just got me a Golden Hammock Spoon

by MerMaker June 4, 2018

Spoon Feeder

Someone who uses social media to ask inane questions that can easily be answered using a search engine or well-known authoritative sources. Effectively asking strangers on the Internet to spoon feed them information they could have easily obtained on their own.

Spoon Feeder: Hey Facebook group, does anyone know what day we switch to daylight savings time?
Group Member: Hey Spoon Feeder, let me Google that for you.

by JethroXP March 13, 2024