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Spermicidal

When you haven't had sex in forever and are feeling psuedo suicidal.
"Man, haven't been laid in ages. I'm feeling Spermicidal."
by csmons February 11, 2012
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spermboat

A term for a used Kleenex that a male throws into a toilet and flushes it after masturbation.
"Guys, Jim has been at it again. Look at all the spermboats in the toilet."
by LES NONNY June 25, 2014
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Sperminate

The act of releasing semen on a person, place or thing.
After being aroused and pleasured, I had to sperminate into her vagina.
by Smith Riley August 17, 2016
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spermwanker

A spermwanker is someone who acts gay and is overall a crusty person.
"Get out of here you spermwanker!"

"Yo i caught him catching a boner at the sight of the dude changing his shirt,he's obviously such a spermwanker."
by Whydoiexistpleasekillme February 8, 2017
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spermonia

When you attempt to swallow a load of cum but accidentally inhale it, resulting in a lung infection.
The doctor prescribed me a heavy dose of antibiotics because I got spermonia again from accidentally inhaling my man's cum shot.
by Tittsmcgee June 29, 2017
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spermato

When you hollow out a tomato and 3 or more people cun into it
Let's get a spermato sandwich
by chillingallday1 November 23, 2017
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