Spermicidal

When you haven't had sex in forever and are feeling psuedo suicidal.

"Man, haven't been laid in ages. I'm feeling Spermicidal."

by csmons February 11, 2012

spermboat

A term for a used Kleenex that a male throws into a toilet and flushes it after masturbation.

"Guys, Jim has been at it again. Look at all the spermboats in the toilet."

by LES NONNY June 25, 2014

Sperminate

The act of releasing semen on a person, place or thing.

After being aroused and pleasured, I had to sperminate into her vagina.

by Smith Riley August 17, 2016

spermwanker

A spermwanker is someone who acts gay and is overall a crusty person.

"Get out of here you spermwanker!"

"Yo i caught him catching a boner at the sight of the dude changing his shirt,he's obviously such a spermwanker."

by Whydoiexistpleasekillme February 8, 2017

spermonia

When you attempt to swallow a load of cum but accidentally inhale it, resulting in a lung infection.

The doctor prescribed me a heavy dose of antibiotics because I got spermonia again from accidentally inhaling my man's cum shot.

by Tittsmcgee June 29, 2017

spermato

When you hollow out a tomato and 3 or more people cun into it

Let's get a spermato sandwich

by chillingallday1 November 23, 2017