Spankenfest

A festive holiday traditionally held on the last Saturday in October. (Actually, the holiday begins at 2 pm on Saturday and concludes at 2 am on the following Sunday morning.)

The spirit of Spankenfest actually applies and attaches throughout the year, as adherents (celebrants) proclaim that everyday is Spankenfest.

The holiday is said to relate back to the legend of DMO and the quest for discipline in a world gone mad with chaos.

Let's start making plans now for next year's Spankenfest celebration. In fact, let's enjoy a little bit of Spankenfest each day!

by Apas Mara December 9, 2008

Spankology

fucking anal in the ass while being spanked

i studied spankology at college and now im living in a house cause of my job

by Spank dad January 11, 2017

Bar Spankin'

1. To be lazy; To think of yourself as being cool by lounging aroung your house all day doing nothing when should be out getting a job or doing something with meaning.

2. A drunk who travels from bar to bar after they get cut off on drinks to obtain more alcohol.

1. Guy1:What's up, man? Guy2:Not much. Just chillin' at my crib, bar spankin'.

2. Bartender: I'm gonna have to cut you off for tonight. Drunk: Fine!!! I'll bar spank around town the rest of the night.

by Josh Dennison April 6, 2008

skanky spanky

when you go around spanking random peoples (who you think look skanky) asses

i gave such a good skanky spanky to this realy hot granny last saterday

by vajoob February 17, 2010

shank dangler

A light but fine beating of the anal area.

'I gave that bloke a right good Shank Dangler'

by Rex Parkin April 12, 2012

Spine Shank

To quickly and repeatedly stab someone in the spine, most likely killing them.

I was playing CSS today and I spine shanked so mane noobs.

by Foobadoobadoo January 15, 2007