break someones back

when you want to fuck someone hard

I wanna break someones back so bad.

by SuperAlbaner September 5, 2022

truss something up

(Named after Liz Truss, shortest serving UK pm)

Euphemism for to f*ck something up so completely it's shameful.

Dude did you just Truss something up? Or am I dreaming?

by Sexydimma October 22, 2022

Bite someone's head off

Well, this should be a non-literal phrase. It means to be mad and irritated at someone, so you might want to do something to get at them. If they actually mean it... well, take good care of your head.

Definition (literal) of: Bite someone's head off:
Person(?) 1: That guy is annoying.
Person 2: Yeah, sure is...
Person(?) 1: I'm gonna bite his fucking head off.
Person 2: Go for it!
Person(?) 1: ...
Person 2: Oh, you meant literally...? WAIT WHA-

by idefinestuffyoudontknowabout March 5, 2023

laugh at somebody like a tuna at a turtle

to laugh at somebody out of sheer fondness of that person

If you can laugh at somebody like a tuna at a turtle and he doesn't feel offended, you can call him your friend.

by blueeyedsoul February 14, 2012

giggle me some waffles

A saying to invoke uncontrollable laughter, especially when intoxicated under the influence, aka trippin balls, on lysergic acid diethylamide

Girrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl, giggle me some wafflesssss... *starts laughing out of control* and she says "whaaaaaaat" so I said, "Google me bitch, yean high"

by Firestarterxxxxxx May 17, 2014

"There's something I need to tell you" drama

Typical (usually teen) melodrama where nearly every episode includes the phrase "There's something I need to tell you". The "something" usually involves a previous lie, backstab, pregnancy, or other misdeed.

"I can't believe I just watched 7 episodes of 90210 in a row!"
"That's pretty sad... what do you think is wrong with you?"
"I don't know... I think I'm addicted to "There's something I need to tell you" dramas."

by liversounds July 14, 2014

south stands somersault

When one consumes a little too much beer at a Denver Broncos game and takes a 4th quarter tumble down the stairs.

Miller threw down about 14 Coors Lights and did a south stands somersault on his way to the restroom.

by broncos2016 August 17, 2016