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insta-snap syndrome

Prominent in teenage girls (and queers) this syndrome is when you are so obsessed with Instagram and snap chat that you become out of touch with reality. This leads to being delusional and people suffering with often expect their parents to buy them a BMW or Mercedes for their first car and also expect them to buy/rent them an apartment when they turn 18. Victims also believe that they do every single chore in the house despite the fact that they sulk in their rooms all day. Sufferers only care about the perfect selfie, not their future. They often will pass high school with shitty grades and expect an IV league education and to be a billionaire before they are 30.

Career options: military(no specific branch), nail painter(if Asian), or just meeting a rich man.
"hey becky i just got my license so my parents will buy me a BMW"

"are you sure your not just suffering insta-snap syndrome"

"No... would you like to take a selfie with me?""
by A Black Jew April 28, 2016
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snap stalking

Following a person and snapping your fingers. It works better with larger groups of people, originates from West Side Story.
Can you believe those drama kids are snap stalking in the halls again?
by Emily W. June 11, 2006
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snap man

1. "Yo dawg, I just went to the snap man and pick up some fly dope. He's always got the best shit yo G. People be waiting in line outside to buy from him."

2. "Did you see that snap man at the club last night? He's a fly dancer."
by Olshan November 28, 2007
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Ginger Snap

A red-headed child or teenager of indeterminate gender, usually with shoulder length hair, dead pan eyes, and pale complexion.
I can never tell the gender of Ginger Snaps.
by littlevittles July 22, 2012
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Millenial snap

Similar to a snap or chop. Smoking a personal bowl of weed out of a bong but instead of tobacco, a fat cloud is ripped from the Juul.
Dude: Hey bro, you got any cigs? I’m trying to rip a chop.
Bro: Nah dude. We just ran out of American spirits. You can bum my juul and rip a millenial snap though.
by Chopchopper November 25, 2018
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Snap

a word thats like ops or shit
snap! my cat shat on me!
by spg November 13, 2003
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