Snap off a pig biscuit

To defecate, do poos.

I'm just off to the john to snap off a pig biscuit.

by johnnylongprong January 14, 2009

Ye Ole Two Snap HowDoYaDo

The test old as time that girls around the world pull , and the test many poor men fail every day. The Ye Ole Two Snap HowDoYaDo is when a girl adds you on Snapchat and leaves you on open soon after. The only way to pass this cursed test is to send a honking hog picture.

This sally girl just tried the ye ole two snap HowDoYaDo on me...it won’t work!

by The Ye Ole Two Snap HowDoYaDo January 26, 2020

shiznittle bam snip snap sack

The Highest Quality of something.

"That weed was the shiznittle bam snip snap sack" (DC in "Half Baked")

by Igloo Hotboxman September 13, 2008

Snap-Back-Golden-Attack

When a human male goes to shake off the last drops from a piss and the last shake of urine doesn't go down, but up.. and flies directly in to the subjects mouth.

Whilst taking a short or long or medium number 1 bathroom break, I shook the shaft close enough to be playing with it, but the final shake (it was my final, because after getting pee in your mouth, you tend to stop doing things..) cemented the Snap-Back-Golden-Attack for grand definition and Urban Dictionary enjoyment.

by HandsomeSasquatch October 26, 2011

oh snap, does that burn?

when you say something smart and know it.

Michael: can i borrow $5?

Matt: no, oh snap, does that burn?

Michael: shut up idiot.

by Mr Awesome ayyee August 9, 2009

Take a snap out of my ass

Synonymous with telling someone to piss off, up yours, and fuck off. Used in a usually stern voice.

Thomas was being grumpy to everyone at work, so his friend Carlos told him to "take a snap out of my ass" when he became rude to him.

Kim told everyone to "take a snap out of her ass" because she didn't feel good.

by Carmine Crow April 30, 2022

national snap me back day

snap a b!tch back holy christ

“it’s national snap me back day but i’m still on delivered”

by ya lol October 9, 2020