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Snot snake

She likes petting my snot snake
by Thor 9/11 June 12, 2016
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King Snake

A top predator at the top of his game. A King Snake has turned being a snake into an art form. Using his snake like charm to seduce and get what he wants, he cares very little about upsetting others.

A King Snake tends to regard himself low down on the snakey scale. This is all part of a King Snakes weaponry.

The name Rob is synonymous with the term King Snake.
"You know that Rob? He's the King Snake."

"Nobody is safe tonight, the King Snake is out"
by TheArabianPrince June 23, 2018
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crestfallen snake

sad and disappointed, especially when something has not succeeded
J: I always give people the benefit of the doubt having a few months with something that felt real was good enough.

A: crestfallen snake is what you call this a close to almost best friend.
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 5, 2019
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belly snake

when a girl sucks your dick so hard while you on your back that it goes limp and rolls around on your belly like a dead snake
bitch last night was so good i got a god damn belly snake
by gotdatbellysnake February 14, 2017
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Chasing the Snake

A Polish saying which explains why you walk twice as much going the same distance back from the bar than to the bar.

The staggering S pattern across the street is akin to chasing a snake, which slithers left and right.
"Woytek took 45 minutes coming home yesterday."
"What? But he lives down the road!"
"Yes, but he was chasing the snake."
by Dutchtica July 2, 2015
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snake reason

Having a secret reason for knowing, doing, or wanting something.
Person 1: Scott has a snake reason for learning the figure 8.
Person 2: That sneaky snake! Arg!
by The Snakester June 16, 2010
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Snake Charmer

When a woman poops while having sex in the doggy style position. The turd slithers out like a snake being charmed by magical music.
Robert is one of the best snake charmers in the land. He had Bridget’s brown snake standing at attention in no time.
by Panda Bear 43 January 2, 2021
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