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smoke your face 

to epically pwn/own somebody
or in literal form to rips somebody's face off and literaly smoke it
i just smoked your face in ping pong
that girl is so viscous she'll smoke your face
smoke your face by gabester120 February 19, 2010

smokers etiquette 

the rules for such forms, manners, and ceremonies
i.e: smoking a cig or a bowl.
guy: "dont blow smoke into my face."
chick: "shit, sorry"
guy: "you need to learn some smokers edicate."

OR

*girl gives pipe to her boyfriend..boyfriend looks at pipe**

boyfriend: "why dont you cash the bowl? your supposed to suck it through."
girl: "why"
boyfriend: "bcuz its smokers etiquette. and it preps the bowl for the next person..thats why."

Smoke Trap 

(adjective). 1.)a caucasian female dating a african-american male.2.) usually a whore.3.)in some cases thinks or acts like she is also black.
if u think about it some more you will get where that name originates from....
what color is smoke?....white....what color is jizz?....white...where do whores TRAP the ''smoke''???
person1:hey did u see Ashely holding hands with la'brintaie...?
person2:ya i didnt know she was a smoke trap....lets just hope she doesn't act like one...

smokeoffable 

adj.; Of such a nature as to be used as a lighter in a smoking situation.
When there is no lighter to be found, just use the smokeoffable candle.
smokeoffable by vinnysguitar August 7, 2011

Smoke dogging

The art of taking something that isn't yours when it belongs to someone else.
EXAMPLE: #1. Removing food that isn't yours from the fridge and consume when nobody is looking is smoke dogging.

EXAMPLE: #2. When one sets food/snacks in a pantry at work and someone else takes it and starts eating without asking is smoke dogging.

EXAMPLE: #3. When a meal is prepared between individuals and someone that didn't pay or contribute starts eating the food is smoke dogging.
Smoke dogging by rhino2fire March 16, 2013

smoke free campus 

one of the lower rings of hell. A community college or university campus that prohibits smoking or tobacco use. studends are forced to use tremendous ingenuity to find places and methods of smoking to avoid capture by authorities.
Smoker #1 *flicks bic*
smoker #2 dude no...
Smoker #1 why not? your smoking...?

Smoker #2 yeah, but I glued my cigarette to the inside of my coffee thermos so it will look like Im just drinking really really hot coffee.
Smoker #1 genius!
smoker #2 fuck this smoke free campus