Back seat bumpkin in the pike posistion

Taking a huge dump looking like your reeling in a huge pike and when you finally let the log drop - you get splashed in the ass with dirty torlet water.

Ohhhh man i just did a back seat bumpkin in the pike posistion i need to go home and change my underwear

by Pillsbury187 August 7, 2009

Hot Seat

A game where you tell 3 sex stories, 1 funny, 1 scary, and the best one. Usually played on the way back from sports games on the back of the bus.

"Guys, we're playing hot seat if we win on the way back."

by Torva December 6, 2014

clear a seat

a sexual invitation in which a man offers to clear a seat on his face

Aaron O- "Oh, Dani, allow me to clear a seat for you."
(Aaron slowly and blatently rubs his face from brow to chin)

by m. sick December 29, 2007

Seattle

The land of the coffee addicted ecofriendly exercise freaks; Seattle has lovely views, Starbucks at every turn, and constant rain. If planning a vacation, don't forget your granola, rainboots, northfaces, and nalgene. Home of the Spaceneedle where you can pay way too much for a elevator ride, we also home microsoft, boing, and top-pot donuts! Where grunge music and Jimmy Hendrix were started and ugly sensible shoes are socially acceptable, Seattle is full of funk and naked bicycle races. Come soon!

Woah wanna get funky?

Go to Seattle!

by SleepySophz# March 29, 2011

bitch seat

1. The rear seat on a motorcylce because that's where the bitch rides.
2. The #1 spot on someone's myspace top 8 because that's were everyone feels obligated to put thier gf.

"Are they going out?"
"Must be, she's in his bitch seat."

by PeaTearGriffin097 July 28, 2008

Put your seatbet on

You are being a wanker/Stop being a wanker

The phrase is used to highlight wanky behaviour from associates. It is usually accompanied with the gesture of pulling a seatbelt from the right shoulder with the right hand, repeatedly.
Originates from a misunderstanding with the police.

by Brian John Abbs October 31, 2003