Skeet

A word to use to get out of a sticky situation.

Your weird bro, I gotta skeet.

by Sammmmyhammmmy March 8, 2019

Skeeted

Dried up cum

Bro he skeeted

by Jackie Burnstoff April 15, 2022

skeet

skeet is a short for skeetcheat, a famous invite only game cheat originally made for CS:GO.
skeet is usually said to be the best cheat for CS:GO as it's competitors usually lose to it.

can i have a skeet invite code?

by fluga March 25, 2017

Skeet

Verb: To finesse, steal, or otherwise gain something usually at someone else’s expense
Adjective: Bullshit or not believable, could also refer to inadequacy

Skeeted, skeeter, to skeet

This dude gave us like 2 Gs, when it’s supposed to be 5, HE SKEETED US!
The fact that he gave us Gs instead of five is, in fact, SKEET.

by FullTimeSkeeter March 6, 2019

Pete Skeet

The best skeeter to ever lay your eyes on. If you need Pete, he’ll go on and skeet right over to you. Through thick and thin, mainly thick, he will be there for you. Pete will also make you skeet uncontrollably! Also, he’s married to Nev.

Fiona: “Who’s Pete Skeet?”
Tishia: “You Pete? Cause I’m about to skeet.”

by captainjoong January 20, 2022

Skeet

The action of engaging in the skeeting of hoes

Rhian: Naomi’s been asking hamsa to skeet on her
Georgina: that’s illegal…
Hamsa: I saw a tiktok about perpetual motion generators, wanna see?

by skeetonthesehoes September 27, 2025

Skeet Gifting

Skeet Gifting. (v) the act of shooting down Jeff Bezos vision of the future. As unmanned octocopters fill the sky with deliveries from amazon.com; the practise will become more common place. Not for material gain by the shooter, but, as a way to spread the wealth across the seas of the unwashed. See “slacktivism.” Both the shooter and the recipient feel morally and ethically gratified after every “take down”.

"Hey paw. Isn't Santa coming this year. No son. We have to rely on the skeet gifting of others son. Jeff will see us through.

by IKaizen December 2, 2013