Dirty Cat Paw Sheets

When a cat jumps on your bed with dirty paws and makes them dirty also.

"Dude I went over this chicks house and she had total Dirty Cat Paw Sheets (dcps)!"
"Awww, no way man, thats gross"
" I know, it sucked cause I really wanted to bang her!"

Dirty Cat Paw Sheets by op rolling December 2, 2009

skeet skeet

When a person steals your TV, the noise ther MJ's make on your parquet floor. "skeet Skeet"

my shoes are skeet skeet on this parquet floor.

skeet skeet by El Fabuloso January 15, 2006

skeet 

to shoot your cum on Skeet Ulrich

I liked shooting Skeet.

skeet by Philip Randall October 15, 2006

skeetskeet

a ho, slut, any girl who sleeps around and got a pussy wit teeth. also known as a hoochie wit an ichy coochie

dat girl dresses like a skeetskeet.

skeetskeet by new york city's one and only chino April 15, 2006

skeet 

A word that if you have to look it up on Urban Dictionary at this point, you are probably white.

You know what's so dope about "skeet"? It's that white people don't know what it means yet... When they figure it out, they're going to be like, "My God, what have we done?!" - Dave Chappelle

skeet by Jiggum August 10, 2008

Skeet Turban 

Noun. A turban made from skeet, usually towering 30-40 feet high. In most cases, it is administered by a man wearing a clown suit. Occaisionally, the wearer will decorate it with slabs of beef in a ritual manner. The skeet turban originated as a Final Fantasy XI mod. You had to be at least level 67 to wear it.

Dude, did you see the size of that skeet turban on that guy?

Skeet Turban by SygnusX1 July 16, 2008

skeet 

In the Isle of Man, to skeet means to gossip. Or just gossip. Or to have a good nose.

"What's the skeet, yesser?"
"I'm sat here having a good skeet at the passer's by"

skeet by Declan July 5, 2003