shitting lawn chairs with a Samsung TV

a phrase you tell your mother as she leaves for work to gently remind her she is loved and she is not the reason for the divorce

Child: Bye, Mom, I will behave and start shitting lawn chairs with a Samsung TV
mother: You're a fucking disgrace to this bloodline

by Unhinged Farris wheel December 13, 2025

uneven settings

an obnoxious thing that stephen says that makes no sense

the uneven settings make this complicated

by Dolly Partonnnnnnnnnnnnn March 21, 2008

slug-sittin

Sitting on the couch,recliner,bed ETC. well others around are cleaning.

Stop slug-sittin well im right here cleaning.

by savage213456789 February 9, 2010

Hospital Setting

When you have like 2 or 3 pillows behind your back on a soft bed (Tempurpedic Bed Preferred)..

Guy 1: When I watch TV in my room I lean against my wall.

Guy 2: Wow.. When I watch TV in my room I have a Hospital Setting.

by WhoKickMyDog August 17, 2011

Shittin' Sittin'

1. To keep oneself safe.

2. To be a wimp.

1. Listen bro I ain't doin' somethin' so stupid. I'm shittin' sittin'."

2. "Man, you really won't come with us? You shittin' sittin'!"

by Yitayningwut November 17, 2011

The Spitting Cobra

A drunken move done by mimicking a cape over ones face with their jacket that can defuse hostile situations, confound enemies, express disgust in an amusing way and stuns the opponent temporarily allowing for a hasty and safe exit. You must hiss while doing so otherwise you will look like a fool.

'Ere mate what you doing talking to my girl'
*does the spitting cobra*
'Woah sorry man, didn't mean to talk to you like that'

by shannymcfee May 28, 2015

The Spitting Cobra

A deadly move used while dangerously drunk. One pretends their jacket is a cape and holds it over their face while hissing at the opponent. This move can defuse hostile situations, confound enemies, express disgust in an amusing way and stuns the opponent temporarily allowing for a hasty and safe exit.

'Ere pal did you just eye up ma bird'
*does the spitting cobra*
'Woah man chill out, ok I'll walk away!'

by shannymcfee May 30, 2015