Sitgasm

When you sit then let out an involuntary moan.

When my mom sat she had a sitgasm.

by Mory Ballstine January 21, 2009

awky sitch

A shorter version of "awkward situation"

Mom: John, your father and I have chlamydia..
John: ......awky sitch, awky sitch!

by Sonson K June 18, 2007

far-sitter

A far-sitter is a restaurant patron who sits so far from his or her assigned table that he or she blocks traffic.

"I had to go to the bathroom at that restaurant, but I was blocked in by a far-sitter. I had to give him a butt-smack to get through."

by batguanomom September 24, 2011

Moisturize my situation

The state of being low on money and needing to find a source or better source of cash flow.

Yeah the job interview went well but it sounds like you don't make much starting out and you know I have to moisturize my situation.

by jdawg56269 March 27, 2010

shock site

A place to satisify that darker human sense of curiousity.

www.theync.com
www.snuffx.com are good starting points.

Shit, did you see that beheading from the shock site the other day, what a face!

by prof.reg.fritter July 2, 2008

Situation

anyone with a nose too big for their face and arms too big for their body.

Hojo is such a situation, just look at the incredible disproportion he possesses.

by provider44 January 20, 2010